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JC: Self respect? Is that the image me smoking my pipe gives off? JC: I appreciate the sentiment i suppose. I don't think many people look at someone consuming tobacco and associate them with such an archetype. JC: If ever you decide to spice things up nonetheless, the pipe is certainly still bustling with substance! JC: Ah, you've distracted me! You smooth talker, you. What else would it be if not playful? You've some gambit to fulfill? Perhaps of a hilarious variety?

TG: glad im not the only one gettin' flooded with nothin' but the typa raunchy shit that would make a priest blush

TG: this fuckin' site i swear to god. nothin' but horndogs

TG: though i gotta say its at least deserved in your case

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JC: Oh, hush! Too much of that playful flirting, and you'll sound as dorky as the rest of the hounds in their little pack.

JC: I'm such a striking sight for sore eyes. Anyone from every identity flocks to me, like a shiny rock burried in sand!

JC: I feel like me saying that sounds familliar...

JC: Ah, anyhow. You smoke?

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TG: glad im not the only one gettin' flooded with nothin' but the typa raunchy shit that would make a priest blush

TG: this fuckin' site i swear to god. nothin' but horndogs

TG: though i gotta say its at least deserved in your case

- @badlydrawn-alphadave

JC: Oh, hush! Too much of that playful flirting, and you'll sound as dorky as the rest of the hounds in their little pack.

JC: I'm such a striking sight for sore eyes. Anyone from every identity flocks to me, like a shiny rock burried in sand!

JC: I feel like me saying that sounds familliar...

JC: Ah, anyhow. You smoke?

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do you think if we went on a roadtrip to every single margaritaville in the us + canada id be able to hit it. thats a date, right??

Asker ==> Get denied.

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I WANT YOU. SO FUCKING BAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE

JC: the sentiment doesn't go unnoticed!

JC: honestly, im a little dumbfounded at the amount of individuals stampeding my inbox with such, uh...

JC: fantastically erotic asks!

JC: or, at least erotic adjacent.

JC: take me to dinner first and maybe a show. then you'll moderately climb the fantasy ladder built in your over imaginative head!

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Your boytoy is fighting with his not-brother

JC: Every man fights a family member at LEAST once in his life

JC: I trust that Mr.Strider understands the consequences of picking a stupid fight

JC: Anyone have popcorn?

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JC: Relax, Relax!

JC: MORE than enough of me to go around

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Hmmm What's your ma like?

JC: Ma was a good woman JC: She had the pranksters gambit better then anyone! JC: Truly an inspiration

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[TikTok automated voice] stretching out my gaping old man pussy

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Did. Did you fuck famous director Dave Strider.

JC: Not yet!

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JC: you could bet on that, Mr. Strider!

john crocker would absofuckinlutley bone your ass till the sun comes up the next day boy

TG: oh yeah TG: that a promise?