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cain and abel are on their ten thousandth spin around the wheel of samsara and in this life their names are Those Brothers from Oasis

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Listening to a podcast

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wishing it was autumn already so it could cool down a bit and now I’m watching gilmore girls in anticipation and laughing bc the poor taste jokes about breastfeeding in public have aged like (breast) milk

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

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a certain breed of young men will be like ‘women think they have a shot with pedro pascal even tho he’s gay lollll’ not even realising that all of those women would rather beard for gay pedro pascal than even be forced to breathe the same air as them

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need to lib out with dr. robby of the pitt

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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

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House Dayne biggest aura farmers in Westeros

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gimli loves galadriel... yes true but !!!! have you ever heard a gay man of a certain age talk about madonna

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jaime is not unemployed he sold himself to war criminal one direction for sister pussy

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the more i listen to Mr. Morale, the more im convinced that Auntie Diaries is one of the most important songs in hip hip. We'd be lucky if any mainstream rapper even references trans people in a positive light at all. But a whole ass track, deeply personal and extremely vulnerable, that puts Kendrick in a bad light because he admits to the sins of his past, his casual homophobia and transphobia, the lack of understanding (and, as a result, lack of true respect) he had for his aunt's and cousin's identities... only for him to emphatically proclaim the rights of trans people to exist. "The day I chose humanity over religion" I never in my life expected a track like this, and to be honest I dont expect another one.

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when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

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Europe leg of the GNX tour