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Frumblr and #Gettlefish™ wish you a joyous Adar! Increase in joy every day! And joy is NOT an acronym! I’m pretty sure…

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Happy birthday fellow gettlefish. May this day live on, along with our legacy.

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How do you feel about Jews?

I have an ever burning hatred that will only be quenched by their complete and utter destruction… Thats what everyone expects me to say right 😅 seriously my problem isn’t with individual Jews, its with Zionist Jews and Talmudic Jews.

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Me, on a date: so what’s your favorite Jewish food?

date: oh, I love gettlefish!

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go right now immediately

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Seahorseradish vs gettlefish, who would win in a fight?

ahh, trick question!

whilst it’s true the seahorseradish is fast-moving, spicy, and unpredictable, and the gettlefish is large and powerful, the two would never fight each other- they live in perfect harmony under the sea and gang up on the Christmasfish.

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witch-of-habonim-dror:

the geflite fish is extinct in the wild and it’s all jewish tumblr’s fault

The gettlefish thrive now to fill the hole in the ecosystem.

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bagels matzah and gettlefish

I made this. Because passover is soon, and a gettlefish on a matzah flying carpet seems to make sense.

if anyone wants a print or have it on a tee or a mug, lemme know, because I can make it happen.

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ok, but is anybody going to be a gettlefish™ for Purim?

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gettlefish swim in shuls

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Don't worry, he's a Jewish cat.

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Mystery of the Jews

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Frumblr and #Gettlefish™ wish you a Merry Shabbos. That’s how you say it, right?

Candlelighting in New York City is at 5:01pm, and shabbos ends not before 6:03pm on Saturday night!

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In a shtetl under the sea there lives a gettlefish. His home is within an etrog and he works as a cook at the Burning Bagel.

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In a shtetl under the sea there lives a gettlefish. His home is within an etrog and he works as a cook at the Burning Bagel.

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Gettlefishing should be a verb, really- something like ‘fighting on behalf of people who never asked you to do that.’