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i call devastatingly embarrassing moments "3 AM thoughts" because these are the types of moments that go beyond making us cringe when we remember them. they're the kind we lie awake thinking about, wishing to be sucked into the darkness so we can stop thinking.

one of my favorite ice breakers at parties is to explain what a 3 AM Thought is and then ask everyone to share one. People never want to go first, so I go first. There is something to be said to go around in a circle and repeatedly gasp and even shriek in horror as everyone describes the most mortifying thing that was ever their fault completely.

i really love that this has caught on in most of my social circles because recently several of my friends witnessed me say something to a stranger that was so clueless and stupid that i could have died on the spot, and as if to finish me off, one of them said, "ooo, new 3 AM thought!"

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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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Pillows - Gator Days

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

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the new visuals for someone new………

PLEASE DO NOT PROPOSE DURING CHERRY WINE

i’m crying this is fucking amazing how many other secret messages does he have in these 😭😭😭

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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you look great in that frog costume

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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Immortalized the beast

his angst is now forever memorialized, thank you

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this is so fucking funny

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All animals are either Beasts or Creatures. This is usually consistent for a given species, but not always; for example, most dogs are Beasts and most cats are Creatures, but occasionally one will encounter a cat who is clearly a Beast, or dog who's an absolute Creature.

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when things are already pretty horsey but then the situation

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i started a comic yesterday for bad comics day and then didn't finish it. in the spirit of bad comics day i'm posting it unfinished anyway