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Korekiyo’s Epic Quest for Pussy is a game you can play right now!

Korekiyo Shinguji, everyone’s favorite problematic anthropologist, wakes up one day with an almost irresistible thirst for pussy. Uh-oh! What will he do? What kind of wacky adventures will he have? What kinds of friends and foes will he meet on his journey? Find out in this silly and funny new RPG, Korekiyo’s Epic Quest for Pussy!

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Here are a few tubular features you can find in the game:

FULLY VOICE ACTED!

Holy plosives, Batman! This game has over 350 lines of fully voiced dialogue! Wow-wee, that’s a lot! What’s even cooler is that our cast consists of THREE PEOPLE!! That basically means that if you like the idea of an 18 year old male who’s probably a baritone* trying to emulate the voices of Wendee Lee or Kira Buckland, then this is the game for you.

*If it turns out I’m not a baritone, please let me know. I’m not really well versed in that sort of thing.

BIG FUNNY!

Some people have told me that I’m funny. Is this the truth? Well pal, everything in the universe is subjective for the most part so there’s no way to know for sure. Regardless, there are plenty of jokes in this here game that’s sure to make the whole family laugh! If your whole family finds middle-school level intellectual humor hilarious, that is. It’s probably funny. Let’s leave it at that.

EXTREME COMBAT!

What would an RPG be without fighting elements? Well, a different RPG than this one, that’s for sure. Every party member, character, and boss has a moveset completely unique to their character! It’s almost as if you were really there in the Ultimate Academy for Gifted Juveniles yourself, picking a fight with Tenko every thirty seconds! A lot of time went into movesets and balance, so I hope you enjoy coming up with fun strategies to face the dangers Korekiyo may encounter on his quest!

BANGIN’ TUNES!

The soundtrack is good. Stolen, but good nonetheless. Disclaimer’s included with the game’s files, so please read that before taking legal action. You’ll just have to take my word for it that I incorporated my good music tastes with the game. Do you like Marina and the Diamonds? If so, you’ll have a good time with this game. That’s all I’m gonna say.

TOTALLY META!

If you’ve played Danganronpa V3, then you should know that it has a well-written overarching theme of truth versus lies. When making this game, I asked myself… what would happen if we went even further with this theme? What if we treated whole portions of the original game ITSELF as lies? Therefore, I am happy to announce that Chapter 3 isn’t canon in this game! Regardless of the fact that it takes place during Chapter 2. But this basically means that Korekiyo’s Epic Quest for Pussy is ALREADY better than V3! You can thank me later.

This also means that there are spoilers for Chapter 1 and parts of Chapter 2. Be warned, fellas.

VORE-FREE!

This game has no vore in it.

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I hope you enjoy playing my game! Let me know if you have any questions or bug reports.

DOWNLOAD HERE! KEEP IT REAL, GAMERS!

UPDATE: Here’s a dropbox link in case IndieDB rejects me, along with a Google Drive link in case Dropbox hits its daily download limit.

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baguette-rui · 4 months ago

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