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takes my boyfriend with a humiliation kink out for dinner for his bday & tells the staff it’s his bday & when they come out singing happy bday he gets so hard that he passes out

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Buddhist Monk: "Brother, as I am sure you know, nothingness may negate itself into being."

Goon 1: "Huha you sure gottim boss!"

Goon 2: "Je-sus, does dis guy even know that nothingness is generative?"

Goon 3: "I bet dis palooka ain't even read the Greater Discourse on Emptiness."

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I wasn’t as excited for the uc neopets today cus I didn’t think they were uploading the one I wanted but then I saw him and….

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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

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the mutuals would love that

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what

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How it feels developing my star wars twink ocs lore

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My company is doing forklift certifications for the warehouse workers and I wanna ask to join even tho I’m only a graphic designer…

I wanna be forklift certified >:(

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Trying out Swtor since year one and wanted to make a nautolan. I was able to make him look like my fave octopus :)

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I actually wanted the Aisha but they sent me the wrong one lmao

Will anyone be going to the gay neopets panel at magfest? 👀

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All I have is an Acara Hat so thats what Ill be repping lmao

Will anyone be going to the gay neopets panel at magfest? 👀

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There’s like a panel discussing the progression the progress of queer rep in neopets or something and I can’t wait to see the neo gays!

Will anyone be going to the gay neopets panel at magfest? 👀

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Will anyone be going to the gay neopets panel at magfest? 👀

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