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alright, i think that TBB is deeply underrated in terms of johnlock talking. like, y'all know the first 5-6 mins of the episode are just john having a row with the pin machine and sherlock fighting with the weird dude.

but!

when john gets back from the shop and sees that the kitched table's been scratched (bcs of the fight i talked about), he just....

glances at sherlock, who's sitting on his armchair like nothing happened, with a look that just says 'i absolutely have no idea what you've done and i will pretend nothing happened, i'm sick of you being like this but i'll keep living here because damn you need me'

and sherlock literally smiles. like, it's such a tiny, cute smile and he gives that kind of smiky thing just to john.

i swear on god, i gotta stop analyze the gay-subtext

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what's more 'sherlock':

1) sherlock himself

2) the fact he has a periodic table of elements hanging on the wall in his bedroom

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i'll leave u to your deductions

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URGENT- LAST CHANCE TO READ

I am aware that the demise of Fanfiction.net is becoming every more imminent. So, I thought I would go through some of my old “Favs” from way back when and which have (to my knowledge) not migrated to Ao3. I encourage you all to give them a read ASAP before they disappear. I know the reading experience is a tad grim with ads and all, but there are some GREAT stories that could disappear into the ether soon. 

The first writer I bring to your attention is Garmonbozia, who does have an Ao3 account, but there are a whole slew of stories that appear only on Fanfiction.net.  On tumblr I think as @moteloleander​

Their blue rose icon is as distinctive as their writing. These are some from my favourites list: 

Debt of Trust 

(Words:  Words: 6,730, chapters 1/1, T) 2013  The boys are summoned to a burglary in progress. The thief has collapsed inside a sealed room. But there’s more to this heist than meets the eye, and more, maybe, between Sherlock and the trapped criminal. - [A Pre-Fall oneshot. For sevenpercent. A little more backstory and maybe not what you’re expecting.]

Like Cogs That Turn Each Other 

(words:  3,431, Chapters 1/1, K+) also 2012  An antique pocket watch, having made it through the Second World War, the First Gulf War and, most recently, Afghanistan, finally loses out to the World’s Only Consulting Detective. John waits for an apology, but it’s not what he expected.

Jim From The Hospital 

(words:  9,523, Chapters: 3/3, T) 2013  When Jim went after Molly Hooper, it was never so much a seduction as a military operation. Planned with precision and exactitude. Well, sort of. There’s things, like Plan B, like Molly turning out to be lovely, like Chronic Accent Insecurity, you just can’t plan for. - Will be a three-shot.   This one is funny!

Really? You are utterly spoiled for choice amongst the dozens of one shot chapters by this author. This author is the utter master/mistress of the Moriarty vs Sherlock stories. And this one below is my all-time fav.

Holmes:Moriarty

(words:  139,244, Chapters 63/63, M)  2012 Jim’s first client job is Sherlock’s first real case. The worst of Sherlock’s addiction runs parallel with the worst of Jim’s boredom. Five years before they ever met, already they’re closer than they realize. If it wasn’t for all the symbolic art and sex-starved thieves and dead bodies piled up between them, maybe they’d see that. 

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tbh, it’s been johnlock from the start…i mean, normal roommates don’t share groceries and money, they write their names on their food and make sure everything is split evenly and just live in the same building as each other, but john and sherlock have been all “ummm can i have some money?” “here, take my card!” “john are you making the thing with the peas?” “wow, sherlock, you’re gonna get the milk for once?” “john, you don’t need a silly side job, i have cases, i can provide for you” “sherlock, that’s 57 texts” “john, you don’t need these silly women”

like they’ve been domestic consulting detective husbands from the second john claimed the chair with the union jack pillow and sherlock tried desperately to clean up for him at a moment’s notice.  they were never roommates or colleagues or friends.  they’ve always been so, so, SO much more.

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Who is your OTP?

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That sounds like MorMor to me xD

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

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chemical reaction

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“dude” but like romantically

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#Sherlock always wanted to be a pirate

Piracy is Bad - (Sherlock)

Big links:

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/googledrivemasterposts/122262756460  

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B4pjuaN8sll_U1htcGVEX0dZOFU

this one might be broken: http://rebloggy.com/post/all-sherlock-episodes-on-google-drive/73152030883

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B3Z_nQDULuFzM3ZRSG12bHNBRkE

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B3Z_nQDULuFzS0JHWnhFUGVlMmc

Gay Pilot:   https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3Z_nQDULuFzME42OXdial9DVWs/edit  

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6m9fnm

ASIP: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3Z_nQDULuFzcHpFNVFzREhkZzg/view?usp=sharing

TBB: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3Z_nQDULuFzRTFvMHgyY096TDA/view?usp=sharing

TGG:

ASIB: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3Z_nQDULuFzTlVpWFgtTmtDRHc/edit

THoB:

TRF:

Many Happy Returns:

TEH: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3Z_nQDULuFzMkE2QTlqcThWTDg/edit 

TSoT: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3Z_nQDULuFzUXVTUGljLVUwZ0U/view?usp=sharing

HLV: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3Z_nQDULuFzYUxhcHVzLThidUU/view?usp=sharing

TAB:

Fake Series: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B4pjuaN8sll_U1htcGVEX0dZOFU

If you have any more links, please send em my way so I can edit the post & add them in.

I also have access to the first series & TAB, & I am contacting anti-piracy agencies to make sure that they never ever go on the internet, because I want to protect the decency of the media.

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Just some emotionally compromising hand images

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Sentiment Is a chemical defect

Sherlock: Sentiment Is a chemical defect found on the losing side.

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock: But you're an exception Jawn

John: *Blushes hard*

Irene: 👁👄👁

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I love terrible Sherlock Holmes headcanons!

Good. Here are some more:

Watson gets rollerskates when they’re first invented and busts his ass several times.

Holmes has a 12 step skincare routine involving steaming his face with rosewater.

Mrs. Hudson has lied about Holmes being her son on several occasions. She made him pretend to be her son at a tea party once.

Watson snores like a bear. Holmes talks, kicks and scratches in his sleep. They’re the only people who can share a bed with each other comfortably.

Watson pretends he doesn’t like dogs but absolutely loves dogs.

Holmes borrows Watson’s clothes and never returns them. Watson has to raid his closet once a month.

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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Literally. What is up with Martin's tongue? Does he KNOW what he's doing to us with all that sexy lip licking? I swear my ovaries clench when I see it 🤤😍💥

He absolutely must know. Like jeepers.

He does it

all

THE DAMN

TIME.

Someone stop this man.

Or get this man some chapstick LOL

(hope your ovaries survive this post, Lovely <3)