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Just Like Santa Claus

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: There is a rumor circulating around the compound and you want direct answers from the man himself.

Warnings: teasing, Bucky has a big dong apparently, language, implied smut

Liviesnotes: This drabble was written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club ♥️

"Y/N! Have you heard the latest rumor?" An agent asks stepping up besides you to pour her own coffee.

You shake your head and pinch your eyebrows together. "No? What rumor?"

The agent chuckles, looks around first and then leans in towards you.

"A girl that Bucky slept with a few nights ago told some ladies he was packing."

You scoffed, "No way. He's about average!"

"I'm telling you! Ever saw the outline in his sweatpants?"

"No! But I guess I don't crotch watch." You snapped back, rolling your eyes just as Bucky walks in.

"Who's crotch are you watching?" He asks, joining you on the other side. His hair curtains his face, and you're tempted to reach out and tuck a strand of hair behind his ear.

"I gotta go. See you later Y/N, Sergeant Barnes." The agent smirks, leaving you alone with him. But now, usually you'd pay no attention to rumors, but you were curious.

"Barnes, I gotta ask because I heard a rumor and I was hoping you could clear it up." You sighed and rubbed your temples to ease the tension in your head.

"Sure doll." He replies calmly, stirring the coffee in his mug.

"Are you– are you really that big?"

Bucky cocks an eyebrow and turns to face you directly.

"Big?" His face contorted in confusion. Bucky stands with his legs slightly parted and his arms crossed over his chest, almost tauntingly.

"Yeah you know..." You scoff, waving your hands around his crotch. "Big?" You rolled your eyes dramatically because he started to smirk.

Sneaky little bastard.

"I don't know doll, why don't you pull my zipper down and pull it out to see for yourself?" Was he kidding?

"You're funny. But seriously."

"I'm being serious doll." He chuckles, standing in front of you and caging you in with his arms. "I'll stop by your room tonight just like Santa Claus." He smirks, pushing himself away from you.

"Santa Claus? You know who he is right?"

"Don't change the subject doll. If I were you, I'd go grab a nap because you're not sleeping tonight."

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Meirl

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There are no words. Thank you Chadwick. For everything.

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CHRIS EVANS in

Fantastic Four (2005) dir. Tim Story

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Anatomy Lesson

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Bucky shows you the most sensitive part of his penis.

Liviesnotes: this drabble was written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club 🥰

"Can I ask you a question?" Your voice was soft against the comfortable atmosphere lurking in the air of your bedroom. The wind blew a breeze through the parted curtains.

"Mhmmm." Bucky hums. His eyes closed as he breathes in the fresh air.

"What's- it sounds silly." You giggled, tracing invisible patterns on his bare stomach.

"You can ask me anything doll."

"What's the most sensitive part of a penis? I've always been curious, want to make it better for you."

Bucky sighed softly and slowly pulled the covers back.

"Give me your hand, I'll show you." Bucky grabbed your hand from his stomach and guided it down to his half hard member. Your fingers wrapped around the shaft and you slowly pumped him, groaning when you felt him harden in the palm of your hand.

"Alright, so it's this area here." Bucky breathes, grasping your fingers and guiding it towards his Frenulum. "Ahhh fuck. So sensitive."

"Hold tight. Let me massage your Frenulum with my tongue." You purr, shifting between his spread thighs. You grasp his rock hard member and trace your bottom lip with the tip. "I'm gonna make you cum so hard."

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A Broken Bed

Summary: Bucky fucks you so hard that he breaks your bed and promises to buy you a new one.

Warnings: Smuttish (nothing really descriptive), language.

Liviesnotes: This drabble is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club 🥰

"Bucky! Fuck, harder!!" You groaned, your legs wrapping tighter around his waist as he works on pushing you over the edge.

The bedsheets are crumpled, the springs in the mattress don't sound healthy and you didn't know it yet but your headboard is completely smashed.

"Doll! Fuck you feel so good!" Bucky moans, interlacing his fingers with yours and pinning your hands on either side of your head.

His sweaty body flushed against yours and his pubic bone grinds deliciously against your bundle of nerves. He grinds harder and faster and that's all that was needed for you to let go.

Your walls milk him, and he can't hold on for much longer. Bucky stills his hips, releasing his load inside of you.

You moan at the feeling of his hot cum filling your belly.

"Fuck that was so good." Bucky pants, his forehead resting against yours. Sweat dribbles down the side of your neck and onto the sheets below you.

"I agree." You chuckle, groaning when he pulls himself out and rolls onto his side. The base of the bed makes a cracking sound.

You tilt your head up to see the damage done to your headboard and to the wall behind it. "Oh fuck, we broke the bed!"

Bucky has the balls to chuckle, knowing full well this was not the first time he's broken your bed.

"Don't worry." He cooes softly, almost teasingly, "I'll buy you a new one today and we can try it out tonight."

"And my wall?"

"What Tony doesn't know, won't kill him."

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Thank you!!! 😍 I was just like meeeeh the whole time writing it 😂

Praised

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Bucky is proud of his girl 

Warnings: Mild language, not proof read and I wrote it so it might not make any sense 😅

Words: 373

Liviesnotes: I took a prompt from @the-ss-horniest-book-club​. Thank you for all that you do! Happy Monday, everyone!✨

There was no one in the world who praised you more than Bucky did.

Even when the two of you were just friends and he was teaching you to defend yourself, he praised you.

“Good girl!”

“Well done!”

“I’m so proud of you!”

The praises never ended, and you would be lying if you said they didn’t give you hope because they absolutely did and making Bucky proud became one of your goals.

Eventually, the two of you started dating, and if anything, the praises continued.

Tony had thrown you into a real world simulator. The team would soon be facing aliens, and he needed to make sure everyone on the team was capable of doing their jobs safely.

The aliens in the simulator were easy to take down, you used a combination of knives, guns, your legs and your fists.

You completed the task within 30 minutes, Bucky was standing proudly on the side, you remembered everything he taught you.

“Fuck yeah! That’s my girl!” Bucky applauded, earning a pair of narrowed eyes and a grimace from Steve who previously finished the same task within 20 minutes and didn’t get a praise remotely as close as yours.

“Good job Y/N!” Tony hollered, flicking the lights back on.

“Thanks.” You blushed and made your way over towards Bucky, standing on your tippy toes and pecking his lips.

After the alien fight in New York, the realization that life really was too short, you and Bucky became engaged and married at the compound with Steve officiating the ceremony.

Bucky wore the silver band around his neck along with the dog tags he recovered. And you never took yours off.

The wedding celebration that night was extended to the following night where Tony made the stupid decision to go out to the bar and relax.

Bucky was standing at the bar next to Steve when they heard some commotion happening on the other side near the pool tables.

Some asshole decided to pinch your ass as you tried to get past the three gentlemen.

“Barnes? Isn’t that your girl?” The bouncer poked his shoulder. Bucky smirked when the sound of the pool table shattered under the weight of the deserver.

“Nah, that’s my wife.”

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WESTALLEN WEEK 2020 DAY 4: Free Day

Barry/Iris + casual tenderness

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Thank you for having me!!! 😭😍♥️

From “that’s my girl” to “that’s my wife” /w character of choice

Welcome to Drunk Drabbles @dunkpunkdork

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Praised

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Bucky is proud of his girl 

Warnings: Mild language, not proof read and I wrote it so it might not make any sense 😅

Words: 373

Liviesnotes: I took a prompt from @the-ss-horniest-book-club​. Thank you for all that you do! Happy Monday, everyone!✨

There was no one in the world who praised you more than Bucky did.

Even when the two of you were just friends and he was teaching you to defend yourself, he praised you.

"Good girl!"

"Well done!"

"I'm so proud of you!"

The praises never ended, and you would be lying if you said they didn't give you hope because they absolutely did and making Bucky proud became one of your goals.

Eventually, the two of you started dating, and if anything, the praises continued.

Tony had thrown you into a real world simulator. The team would soon be facing aliens, and he needed to make sure everyone on the team was capable of doing their jobs safely.

The aliens in the simulator were easy to take down, you used a combination of knives, guns, your legs and your fists.

You completed the task within 30 minutes, Bucky was standing proudly on the side, you remembered everything he taught you.

"Fuck yeah! That's my girl!" Bucky applauded, earning a pair of narrowed eyes and a grimace from Steve who previously finished the same task within 20 minutes and didn't get a praise remotely as close as yours.

"Good job Y/N!" Tony hollered, flicking the lights back on.

"Thanks." You blushed and made your way over towards Bucky, standing on your tippy toes and pecking his lips.

After the alien fight in New York, the realization that life really was too short, you and Bucky became engaged and married at the compound with Steve officiating the ceremony.

Bucky wore the silver band around his neck along with the dog tags he recovered. And you never took yours off.

The wedding celebration that night was extended to the following night where Tony made the stupid decision to go out to the bar and relax.

Bucky was standing at the bar next to Steve when they heard some commotion happening on the other side near the pool tables.

Some asshole decided to pinch your ass as you tried to get past the three gentlemen.

"Barnes? Isn't that your girl?" The bouncer poked his shoulder. Bucky smirked when the sound of the pool table shattered under the weight of the deserver.

"Nah, that's my wife."

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Purple Heather

Photographed by Freddie Ardley

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The Last Full Measure (2020) dir. Todd Robinson

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HBC Schedule Week of 8-31-20

As always, HBC Drunk Drabbles continue throughout the week! Have a prompt? Send an ask. Want to write? Send a DM.

This week all four HBC blogs will have a special writing challenge event that will run until Monday, September 7. Look for it to post tomorrow at 5 AM EST!

As always, thank you for playing with us!

Love, The HBC 💋

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Playful and smuttish is my favorite combination and you balanced both perfectly 😍

Thank you for taking the time to write the drabble 😘 I loved it!

I'm so glad to hear that, because I was actually a little worried that you wouldn't like it because it's more playful than smutty ❤️ thanks for the reblog and your beautiful compliments!

33.  "How do you expect me to concentrate when you keep rubbing your foot against my crotch?"

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Sero: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Kaminari: The COW??

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OH MY GGGGGOD I loved it! The best reader is THIS kind of reader, playful, fun and if everyone takes a jab at Sam? BONUS! 

Thank you so much for this! You’re an incredible writer 😘

From the prompt list #33 w/Bucky? 🥰

Cute 😘

33.  "How do you expect me to concentrate when you keep rubbing your foot against my crotch?"

"It's your turn, Sam."

"I know."

You sat quietly, staring at Bucky across the table from you, smirking at you over his cards. Finally, you had enough. "C'mon Sam! Hurry up!"

Sam ignored you, shuffling through his cards. Looking back at Bucky, you gave him an innocent grin before sneaking your foot into his lap, wiggling your toes against his bulge. Bucky jumped a little, giving you a warning glance. You rubbed a little harder, biting your lip.

"Damn it, Sam! Put a card down."

Finally Sam made his move.

"The pigeon with health problems. THAT'S what took you so long?" You scoffed.

"Hey! I had to decide if he was going to wear the business attire or the knife-cat belt."

You rolled your eyes. "Your turn, Buck," you cooed sweetly.

"How do you expect me to concentrate when you keep rubbing your foot against my crotch?"

Sam made a loud sound of disgust, and you giggled. "You have no one to blame for this but yourself, Sam."

(they are playing Bears Vs. Babies 😂)