baldursgator
baldursgator
I just think they're meat
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Baldur's Gate 3 & a little Dragon Age... for now. Durgewyll has me curled in a ball clawing my own heart out so I can cradle my love in my hands. Pre-tadpole durgetash is a fascinating wreck that I'm eating with a butcher knife. I might eventually regurgitate some writings of my own. Expect canon-typical violence etc, poorly tagged. Minors look away. 👁👁
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baldursgator · 28 days ago
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Friend said he doesn't like saying he has a "backlog" of games and at the time I was like "lol yeah" but the more I think about it I'm like. Yeah I don't like that, what the scallop. I dont have a """backlog""" it's not my Job to go through this shit. It's a hobby for Funsies let's have funsies
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baldursgator · 3 months ago
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crop :) full on priv twt
hey so i got crazy about alistair accidentally putting zevran in a headlock in bed (he’s soo sorry once he realises) (zev is into it so it’s fine) (he’s still so so sorry)
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baldursgator · 4 months ago
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game of the year
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baldursgator · 6 months ago
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Tis the season.
This your man? We all know that One smile he does. The grink one.
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baldursgator · 8 months ago
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I know after Cazadors death Astarion explores sex/intimacy again, but that's not enough for me. I need Astarion to realize he never got to dress the way he wanted. I need an Astarion who decides one day to chop off all his hair or grow it out, I need him to move away from red and black and assume other colors like pastels or jewel tones colors. I need an Astarion who plays with different fabrics and styles maybe he tries Feminine for a while and it doesn't suit him so he goes to more of a masculine style or the reverse. I want an Astarion who plays with make up or jewelry and maybe has a signature look because he learns he can do something without it either representing Cazador or attracting victims. It's just something he likes and enjoys because he has the freedom to do so.
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baldursgator · 9 months ago
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But without my dreams all that's left is a prison But without my dreams there is no color spectrum What a fool I'd be to not walk beside you Casting our rainbows Casting our rainbows Casting our rainbows in the dark
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baldursgator · 9 months ago
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Submissive tops who pant and moan and whine while they fuck their Dom...helplessly rutting their hips, their pace stuttering as they struggle to not cum...
Doing ALL the work, so their Dom can just lay there and enjoy themselves 💞
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baldursgator · 9 months ago
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reminder to myself and whoever else needs it to stop feeding the machine. I'm aware I'm yelling into the void but look at the past couple years of games. They're pushing $70, $80, $100!!! for games that are completely unfinished, unpolished, and sometimes completely unplayable. Yes the game showcases were cool. The doom game looks sick and I don't even go there, but they're shaking the shiny keys to distract you and get you swept up in the hype. They're going to push so much fomo marketing to get you to jump for it full price.
Wait for sales. Wait and buy a used copy. Hell, wait a couple days (even hours!!!) after launch and reviews and breakdowns will start coming out. Our game backlogs are already packed, and mr big AAA studio can deal with some of us waiting to see if they actually delivered what was promised.
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baldursgator · 9 months ago
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so the new dragon age dropped for preorders and what im seeing is that the physical merch bundles to not actually come with the game? unreal. unreal. starting off strong with this one. cant wait to witness all of the bountiful discourse cycles this game will provide. as someone who has never played dragon age its one of my favorite spectator sports
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baldursgator · 9 months ago
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LUCANIS DELLAMORTE Dragon Age: The Veilguard October 31, 2024
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baldursgator · 9 months ago
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DAVRIN Dragon Age: The Veilguard October 31, 2024
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baldursgator · 10 months ago
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saw someone link this post then tumblr refreshed so idk who but that's them
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baldursgator · 10 months ago
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Lae'zel expressing relief to know she can't bear children and how that fact enhances her sex life. Shadowheart stating she prefers short-term sexual relationships instead of romances. Karlach openly saying she's frustrated from a lack of sex. Minthara mentioning her many previous lovers. Dame Aylin's every other word is about eating out her wife.
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baldursgator · 1 year ago
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gale is actually the character of all time for swinging wildly between suicidal depression and delusions of godhood. he's ready to die and you give him a crumb of ass and hes like what if i just ruled the universe actually. this should be a huge red flag but then, you only need to ask him to stop once and he's like "ok" and the next day hes like "are you mad at me :("
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baldursgator · 1 year ago
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wyllstarion is everything to me because they both get what they need. astarion needs sincerity and romance and softness. wyll needs someone who is willing to be a MASSIVE fucking cunt on his behalf and encourage him to be more selfish.
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baldursgator · 1 year ago
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They're about to go fight the Netherbrain and Durge is acting like his old self again. Gortash approves.
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baldursgator · 1 year ago
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“imagine liking men” okay!! *gets so horny i pass out*
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