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I'm still alive but recovery is kicking my ass 💔

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Just had a minor surgery 🫡 should be back to writing soon!

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What a beautiful choke job by my mountaineers

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Fifth Third

Joe burrow x wnba player!r

an : we're gonna pretend Cincinnati has a wnba team, Cleveland had one called the rockers a while ago so im just gonna use that

warnings : nothing just a nosy reporter and allusions to sex

To say everything hurt was an understatement, you had zoned out a while ago, losing track of what your coach was droning on about. Rockers has gotten their first play off win in franchise history but not without you being fouled and shoved over and over again. Being snapped out of your trance when some reporter asked about the bengals jersey you had worn to this game and how it felt to be back in Cincinnati. Fumbling over your own words spitting out an answer of "yeah it feels amazing to be back home and bring this team their first playoff win, I spent 3 of my college years here at this arena so it feels like I never left. And on the jersey, I gotta rep the city's greatest." You say with a dry laugh. "Please let this be over soon." You silently beg what ever god might be listening.

"Private but not a secret" was the best way to describe your relationship with Joe, meeting at Paris fashion week and the rest has been history. When the wnba announced the Cincinnati expansion team you knew that you should go back home, more importantly back to Joe.

After what felt like forever you were finally freed from the press, gathering all your bags and sending a "be home in 20 :)" text to Joe, even though he's 100% asleep on the couch. After a mind numbing drive home you finally reach the road you and Joe live on. Almost feeling the rain shower that was installed last winter for moments like this.

"Joe I'm back." You yell in the entry way flinging all your bags down, that's a later you issue. Suddenly you hear the sound of pans hitting the tile of your kitchen. "It's fineee don't worry." Joe yells back, mentally cursing himself out for ruining his suprise of making a a sheet of your favorite cookies to celebrate the win.

Turning a corner you see every pan you own on the floor and Joe looking like a kicked puppy. "What the hell happened here baby." You pry, "uhhh I was trying you make you those cookies your grandmother always made you post win but the fucking drawer we keep the pans in broke." He mumbled out. He was very confused once you bust out laughing, between heaves he works out "you're so cute" and "this is so sweet but you need supervision in the kitchen"

Pulling him in to a hug and kissing his bright red cheek, "you are the best ever, thank you so much baby." You say grabbing a cookie, Joe let out a breath he didn't know he was holding when you tell him "these are so fucking good."

You really needed to shower, the bright orange rocker shirt was stuck to you at this point, spinning around to go to the shower, "aren't you gonna join me? If you wanna congratulate me on this win I have an idea." Teasing Joe always worked in your favor

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Btw the swifties harassing new heights over that eagles win post are weird asf! Not everything is about Travis/taylor 😭 ofc they're gonna post that, Jason played for them for 13 years

Harassing/making a fool of yourself them to the point of them deleting it is insane, travis isn't a baby who needs to be defended, he'll be fine I promise

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Fuck it an eagle is down there somewhere - Patrick Mahomes, Sunday febuary 9th 2025

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rest in peace drake

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I loved this halftime, everything was cinema

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Mahomes has been playinf like hot ass I used to pray for times like these

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I'd thirst after Jayden Daniels but I fear his mother would somehow find me and hit me with a frying pan

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Should I print this out and stick it to my truck dash so when your buddy has a broken arm he can see western new York's savor and the other goat

This means something to me 🥹🥹

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This means something to me 🥹🥹

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Okay so I was thinking since I liked my Keon fic make my wnba!oc in to him, and New York actually has a W team too, so it would make more sense

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Higher then the clouds and thinking about him

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All I gotta say too, I'm glad I'm not working Super Bowl night, I fear the weekend when the bills make it, it's going to be hell on earth

I need the eagles to come out swinging, belt to ass atp

I will jump if the chiefs 3peat, my bills were robbed and the world doesn't need Mahomes to win another ring

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I need the eagles to come out swinging, belt to ass atp

I will jump if the chiefs 3peat, my bills were robbed and the world doesn't need Mahomes to win another ring