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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER
#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dilfedit#*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair#BOYFRIEND SHAPED#it's the backwards hat for me#it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#me 5'4": i will pick him up#like picking up one of those giant teddy bears#GRAY HAIRS#me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly#i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#A SMILEY BOY#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved
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KEANU REEVES as JOHNNY UTAH POINT BREAK 1991 - dir. Kathryn Bigelow
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๐๐๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ค ๐๐จ๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐๐ - ๐๐/๐๐/๐๐
#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#flashing gif#keanuedit#yeah my boyfriend's in a band#THE DAY AFTER I MET AND SAW HIM#keke babe do you not get dizzy doing all that head bobbing#h a n d s#MAJESTIC#hi i love an old man#a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#......it's been a long week......i apologize#people who don't like gray hair are weak#i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair#...that was already a tag#but the offer still stands#i'll even throw in a $2 bill i work at a bank i can get some#are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one#v e i n s#can't believe he's really been here and hot my whole life#that is a longโข torso#more room to wrap around#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that
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๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ. ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐บ๐ต๐ฉ. ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ. ๐๐ฆโ๐ท๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ค๐ช๐ข๐ญ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ #๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ด. ๐ ๐๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ธ @๐ฅ๐ฐ๐จ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ฎ โ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ.
#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#boyfriend shaped#that's a long boi#i love him your honor#can believe i was face to face with this man 48 hours ago#people who don't like gray hair are weak#keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you#a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower#STOP BEING SO CUTE I MUST REST OLD MAN#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#why so cozy boyfriend coded#it's the backwards hat#and the cuffed jeans#and ya know him#i'm afraid i've gotten worse#SMILEY BOY#me 5'4": i will pick him up#and i will fail but maybe he can like pick up one of his slenderman limbs and pretend to hype me up
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What do you mean you were busy meeting Keanu Reeves?!?!?!?? We need details!!?!?!?!!!!
Me saying that like I was busy doing my taxes....I had VIP tickets to the Dogstar show in Pennsylvania last night! It was worth every second of the 3.5 hours of travel (one way) and the like 6+ hours I spent standing up. I'm old enough to have lived through the various paths the media and the general public have taken when it comes to Keanu. To stand directly in front of someone who has been so damn famous and hot your whole ass life and be met with the biggest warmest grin is just.....he is just every sweet, genuine, lovely, normal thing you've ever read about him. Also incredibly beautiful, probably actually legit a vampire, his voice is like burrowing into a quilt, and he held onto my hand and they're really soft sorry. Dogstar put on one HELL of a show, bravo gentlemen!!! I don't care that I had half a pretzel and 3 G&Ts for dinner at like 11pm last night and froze on my way back to my hotel, I'd do it again in an instant.
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Keanu Reeves as Kevin Lomax THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (1997)
#*spongebob voice* hi kevin#The Devil's Advocate#Kevin Lomax#suspenders tho#underrated#making that mug look awfully small#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that
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Keanu Reeves as Neo
in THE MATRIX 1999
#BABY BOY BABY#Neo#The Matrix#just kiss him on the forehead give him some noodles and tell him he's doing a great job#*stuffing him in my pocket* i must go#cypher saying neo has pretty eyes was the realest thing#precious lil bf coded#coded ha ha.....ha......#*steals his oversized clothes*
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KEANU REEVES โฆ Ride with Norman Reedus
#I DID A LITTLE BIT OF THE WIKIPEDIA#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#ride with norman reedus#help im in love#me 5'4": i will pick him up#i could probably get a leg#let's use the buddy system#someone get the other leg#i love him your honor#there he goes howling again#that one out of focus gif added 12 years back to my life#SMILEY BOI#boyfriend shaped#my favorite shape#*stuffing him in my pocket* i must go#me as the dog hanging out in the crook of his elbow#the little duke caboom#no that bike wasn't for a leprechaun keke some people just aren't built with limbs like slenderman unlike SOMEONE#no but this just really made me want to rest my head on him and let him talk about literally anything and everything#he is a joy to listen to#plus his voice has me more open than Motel 6#....who said that#hands that look like they could hold 2 ankles at once#OMG WHO IS TALKING#au where i fix his zipper instead#love you old man#*tucks hair behind his ear*
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got a doctors note it says i have to fuck that old man. severely.
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Happy Birthday, Keanu Reeves
september 2, 1964.
#*stuffing him in my pocket* i must go#Keanu Reeves#happy birthday keke#he's really been here and hot my whole damn life#i take a certain special level of comfort in that
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Happy Birthday KEANU REEVES // September 2, 1964.
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Happy Birthday Keanu ๐
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEANU REEVES!
#happy birthday old man#see you next month#A LIGHT#*squishes him*#Keanu Reeves#i love him your honor#me 5'4": i will pick him up
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John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
#HENLEY SUPREMACY#John Wick#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#filmedit#moviegifs#junkfooddaily#userstream#dailyflicks#cinemapix#*#*doesn't argue with a man with big beautiful brown eyes*#im not looking with the utmost disrespect at the first gif you are#bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#if i could just rest my face in his neck and have a think that'd be swell#nice face#is this seat taken#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#gonna climb on like he's a grocery store quarter machine ride and i just robbed a coinstar#J O H N _ I C K#Pat can I have a D?#why are henleys the most powerful shirt#i don't understand but i appreciate it#*tucks hair behind his ear*#until i walk like i've been on a horse for 2 weeks#kiss me on the forehead and tell me i did a good job#[SIRENS] [HELICOPTERS] [me apologizing to abc news]
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Aaaaannnnnnnd Dogstar tickets secured ๐
#I AM COMING OLD MAN#vip because I have zero chill#canโt wait to die#Iโd go run screaming down the street but Iโm at work#itโs a 3 hour drive but I donโt even care
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for, you know, science...
#yeah mr white yeah science#John Wick#i am looking with the utmost disrespect#B E L L Y#there's that urge to rub up against something like a cat again
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Keanu Reeves as Derek
in Brotherhood of justice 1986
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