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bamboowick · 1 day ago
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Some 2023 illustrations. I was trying to make a collection 👀
Large Family 🕸️
Mother, the one and only 💜
Safest place on Earth 🐊
Over my dead body 🔥
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bamboowick · 1 day ago
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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me
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bamboowick · 1 day ago
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oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?
I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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do y'all wanna see the funniest comment i have seen on a rpf fic
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it
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It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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I said something embarrassing they are going to kick me off earth
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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so true bestie
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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i could be your tiny pet flygon you keep in a big terrarium with a heat lamp and basking rock. you give me yummy bugs to eat and when you let me wander around the house for enrichment I fly directly into the ceiling light. please let me be your tiny pet flygon. I'll love you forever.
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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ur literally so pretty. also your thumb is gorgeous. award winning thumb
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bamboowick · 6 days ago
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omegaverse dating apps probably involve some kind of frangrantica style This Is My Scent feature and it’s huge discourse if someone lies
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