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[Robot chicken girl voice] THIS is "Several David Bowies stacked on top of each other" and THIS is "as wide as they are tall with tits to match".

They're 💖🌸✨*married*🌸✨💖

I wouldn't be as much bothered by the "how to dress right for your body type! :)" guides if they didn't presume to know what people want to look like. Ok you've got a guide on how to minimise one's most distinct features, one for every body type. But what if someone who's naturally long and gangly wants to emphasise how much they look like several David Bowies stacked on top of each other, or someone who's short and round wants to make sure that everyone is aware that she's as wide as she is tall with tits to match?

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Convinced RFK Jr got the nomination only because they couldn't find Nurgle's phone number.

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On the list of things-that-bother-me-but-probably-shouldn't, I've had introverted/neurodivergent friends and partners say things along the lines of "humanity sucks/I hate everyone (but I like you)" and it just... never sits right with me. I'm not comfortable with the idea that most people aren't worthy even if you've (somehow?) decided I am. I know what they're trying to say is "you're special" but it feels like "I'd prefer to keep hating people, so I've decided you don't count as one". I've struggled for years with the feeling disconnected from others and like I don't fit in, so I don't really take it as a compliment when people say "you're just different", even if it's meant as a compliment.

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Vampire version of "Wdym the 90s were over 30 years ago?"

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TBT the time I tried to explain this to my mom who doesn't have a firm grasp on pokemon and digimon:

Me: so, imagine he'd asked them for their favourite Muppet and they said Bugs Bunny

Mum: 😮 no!

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Hi could The Times be "Unprecedented" in like a good way for a bit please

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Tbh the frequent reminder that cheese exists is one of the few things getting me through the experience of grocery shopping.

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Looking for the Rite Here Rite Now DVD and uh, I don't think... I don't think that's the right cover.

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NURSE JOY didn't attend Pokemon Medical School for years just to be called "Pokemon Center Lady". Show some goddamn respect.

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Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

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Tf is my husband playing

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It was the Locking In of times

It was the Crashing Out of times

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Walking the tightrope between getting my landlord to take my concerns seriously and fix them, and having them decide to renovict me, then jack up the rent for the next guy.

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Canadian street names are fun because it's like

Western cities: every address looks like GPS coordinates

Eastern cities: no matter how you think that's pronounced, you're wrong

Small towns: street named for the last name of 3 dudes at your regional highschool, somehow 4 of whom were jerks.

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Bought a box of dishwasher tablets because at least that's one less plastic container - wrong! 55 individually wrapped tablets.

"Recyclable pack" I am gonna recycle whoever designed this.

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Honestly the biggest barrier to me posting more on Tumblr is feeling obliged to add tags. Like I need to add citations to my Dumb Little Joke Post.