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Gonna take a snooze with the game playing in the background and see if they can do something big enough to wake me up

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“New York has nothing to play for and Toronto has everything to play for”

Where do I even start with that statement LMFAO

1) the obvious, right? We’re a gold plan league. New York absolutely has something to play for because that’s the WHOLE POINT OF THE GOLD PLAN

2) the sirens have fans? Have competitive players? Of course they’re playing for something. They’re playing for the fans they know are watching them. They’re playing for each other; they’re playing for themselves

3) I don’t have a third point. Just a hope that after that statement, the sirens play fuck u hockey for a full forty minutes here

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Not that invested, but curious to see how this game plays out; so, ill keep an eye with the sound off while I read my book

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IM MOVING TO PLACES WHERE THEYVE NEVER HEARD OF HOCKEY

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Hands clammy. Literally sweating. Pants and shirt off I’m getting too worked up about this

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fleet and victoire are on some hand in unlovable hand shit

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Just kidding I’m so fucking exited for an overtime for once

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Just hoping they didn’t score those two goals because I wasn’t here. Hoping I’m not jinxing them

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Lmao I’m so weak game back on

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Turned off the game. Jesus went into the desert for 40 days and nights to avoid being hurt by a hockey team and I’m just following his lead

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third period always finds me with my head buried in my hands and to scared to watch

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Omg the ads back

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Everyone keep your feet safe, Tarantino is in the vision mixing booth

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The close up to show no socks 🤣

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no one: fleet and victoire after every play:

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Peslarová is such a warrior battling in the net. I love her hits even more than her saves