bananthony-not-michael

[bananthony-not-michael]

really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

[bananthony-not-michael]

Gently, gently. A nap is always a good idea, and kelp forests are amazing.

[bananthony-not-michael]

silly seals from outer space

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

[bananthony-not-michael]

literally my live reaction seeing that beautiful goddamn door

[bananthony-not-michael]

“do you think you’ll still be writing fanfic when you’re 90?” yes, I do, and I hope AO3 is still here with me when I’m a 90 year old childless fanfic writer who writes slow burn dead dove do not eat dubcon gay sex enemies to lovers. next

[bananthony-not-michael]

i would go to war for this man

[bananthony-not-michael]

he’d love harry du bois

[bananthony-not-michael]

What if ship in bottle was like actually ship in bottle

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[bananthony-not-michael]

Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.

[bananthony-not-michael]

something something chainshipping idk man

[bananthony-not-michael]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[bananthony-not-michael]

AND WHAT IF SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL MAN WHO BECAME A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HARMED NO ONE IN THE PROCESS AND GATHERED ONLY HAPPINESS AND LOVE AROUND HER?!?!?!?!

[bananthony-not-michael]

"...at which point Dr Stanley quite simply slips in the implant and voila."

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[bananthony-not-michael]

Not to be a fucking weirdo, but I’ve never recovered from this. This was it. He wanted that old man.