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i don’t know how anyone can sit through like 9 hours of the hobbit and not draw the conclusion that bilbo and thorin were in love

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Kili: *bursts into the room, and slams the door shut, clearly panicked*

Thorin: Oh god, what did you do?

Kili: Nobody died!

Thorin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

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there’s just nothing as loaded with raw unspoken gay love than a mourning bilbo baggins not even being able to say “friend” when talking about what thorin meant to him after he died, if the word was supposed to be friend, lads, he would have just said it ok. “Because he never was that to me. To me he was.......he was....he...” Harold they’re—

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Sansûkh Memes

I really think we as a species have completely missed how meme-worthy Sansûkh truly is.

Some examples:

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figuring out where to go next is DIFFICULT when you’re split three ways.

i cant stop doodling the three hunters aka Aragorn and his annoying pet gremlins 

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The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10)

Farewell to Lórien.

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The thing i love/hate about the scene where Gimli mourns at Balin’s tomb is that when you first watch LOTR you watching it from the rest of the Fellowship’s view. You feel sorry for Gimli in that sort of “wow, that really sucks” kind of way, while at the same time worrying about the evil lying so close in the darkness.

But then after watching The Hobbit trilogy, you see this scene again and now you’re watching it from Gimli’s point of view. Now you’ve spent time with Balin and Ori, like Gimli would have done, so when you see the tomb you remember Balin’s exasperated smile, and when you see the skeleton you see timid Ori knitting away at something.

You watch it knowing what Gimli is actually going through, and why he needs time to stop in the middle of such danger to mourn the loss of those he loved.

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Thorin didn’t know where he was going. That’s why it took so long to get to Ered Luin.

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Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

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“For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels, each delved into the hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each was a gate. But the gates were not set in a line: the Great Gate in the City wall was at the east point of the circuit, but the next faced half south, and the third half north, and so to and fro upwards; so the paved way that climbed toward the citadel turned this way and that and then that across the face of the hill.”

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The Hobbit | The Battle of the Five Armies Appendices

↳ Tauriel

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Badass puppy getting ready to slay (ง'̀-‘́)ง

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Dwarves are idiots.

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cool new ask meme

send me a fandom and i will tell you

character i’d like to see in a flower crown

character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown

character i’d like to see get punched in the face

character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car

character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips

character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine

character who changes their starbucks order ten times

character who shows up late for everything

character who is the worst kisser

character who takes 45 minutes showers

character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif