banhammersdemondog

[banhammersdemondog]

We are so back guys.

[banhammersdemondog]

*An invitation to Hyperlazer and Katana's wedding appears in your inbox.*

@hypertana-posts (invite spam anon)

*your inviting the cannibalistic demon to a wedding?*

*awesome, Voidstar will be there.*

[banhammersdemondog]

Have five pride flags, you have to give them to five people, doesn't matter who or what you give them to DO IT :]

*Voidstars looks at the flags fairly confused. But surprisingly enough she has a few ideas on who they should go to*

*taking this epic trip else where!*

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*Voidstar somehow finds @ask-illumina, she chucks the flag at his face and runs off before she can be questioned*

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*Next on her list is @yourlocalfierygrandpa. She raids his fridge, ate almost everything, and leaves the flag in its place*

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*Luckily, not having to go back to banlands yet, she runs into @the-true-warden in crossroads. Running right past him, she leaves the flag at his feet and keeps going just incase he attempts to catch her*

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*While she’s in the area, she gives another visit to @crossroadsnumber1doctor. She headbutts the window till it breaks, then Leaving the flag on the now broken window. Darting off the deliver her last flag*

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The perfect group of gays to end her trip. @hypertana-posts house is once again raided. She steps right in like the owns the place. Not acknowledging the pair of gays looking at her. She throws it on the ground and leaves

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Remaining asks for sight: 5

Remaing asks for epic trip: 3

[banhammersdemondog]

Pets you

*she wants to bite your arm off so bad*

*but due to the m/a she cannot harm you*

…….grrrr

*Voidstar has fled!*

Remaining asks for sight: 6

Remaing asks for epic trip: 4

[banhammersdemondog]

*hands you a comically large orange*

*EATS IT*

…..blegh…

Remaining asks for sight: 7

Remaing asks for epic trip: 5

[banhammersdemondog]

ooc/ OHAH I LOVE THAT!

*our lovely demon dog however is having fun*

Would you like some coffee?

-☕️⚰️ (coffee coffin) anon! (I don't bite!)

*Voidstar holds the cup and tries to take a drink from it without breaking it*

*she isn’t the biggest fan of the taste but finishes it ether way*

———-

*locals are now reporting seeing an odd looking demon doing zoomies around crossroads. They are scared*

Remaining asks for sight: 8

Remaing asks for epic trip: 6

[banhammersdemondog]

Would you like some coffee?

-☕️⚰️ (coffee coffin) anon! (I don't bite!)

*Voidstar holds the cup and tries to take a drink from it without breaking it*

*she isn’t the biggest fan of the taste but finishes it ether way*

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*locals are now reporting seeing an odd looking demon doing zoomies around crossroads. They are scared*

Remaining asks for sight: 8

Remaing asks for epic trip: 6

[banhammersdemondog]

ooc/ our blog won’t die! Finals are done and we are so back!

[banhammersdemondog]

GRRR IM BETTER BARK BARK-

-runaway blackrock subject

Grrrrrr……Raw! RAGH!

*how dare you yell at her!*

Remaining asks for sight: 8

Remaing asks for epic trip: 6

[banhammersdemondog]

Voidstar:

*oh she definitely would!*

*reduced to chew toy*

- @banhammersdemondog

(I had to im so sorry-)

[banhammersdemondog]

*how Voidstar feels after scaring an actual god and then demanding food in return for scaring the hiccups out of him*

*……Voidstar wants food in return for her assistance*

- @banhammersdemondog

... H-here...

*he gets a steak outta nowhere, its charring from his hands... he's still shooken up too*

[banhammersdemondog]

M!A you can finally go out of banlands but you cant harm anyone, and infinite food during the trip <3

(this lasts for whatever asks you want lol)

ooc/ 7 asks sounds good for this

*With being able to see Voidstar bolts out of Banlands and keeps going till crossroads*

*not being able to harm anyone sucks….but she’s pretty excited by the food! Crossroads seems to lively to her. She’s happily trotting through crossroads, avoiding the concerned looks of civilians*

*good day for Voidstar!*

Remaining asks for sight: 9

Remaing asks for epic trip: 7

[banhammersdemondog]

M!A they can see for 10 ask.

*Voidstars horns shift upward. It’s a bit painful but once it’s done eyes take their place. It’s blurry. Once her new eyes stop watering she can see*

*she can see!*

*looking around she and takes in the sight of the dull cell that has been her home for years. It looks so different from what she ever imagined. She can see, and wants to see it all*

Remaining asks: 10

[banhammersdemondog]

throws voidstar bean directly at your face

That thing nearly bit my arms off. Hope you 2 get along.

-bean anon

Rah!

*Voidstar is hit and hears tiny little squeaks that sound like her*

*the bean Voidstar is trying to bite her arm*

…….grrrr….

*loaf mode activated. Voidstar is sitting with little her like a cat. She is a proud mama now*

*bean Voidstar is not pleased*

[banhammersdemondog]

We should:

dehorn you

……

*maybe she has eyes under her horns 🤔*

[banhammersdemondog]

throws rocks at you

RAH!

*Voidstar tries to back away*

brok…er!

*Voidstar thinks it’s Broker agian who is throwing rocks at her, she isn’t happy and is yelling*

[banhammersdemondog]

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