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Bakugo smelling pheromone perfume? I mean, he would go nuts over it.

Like you two just parked the car in front of Kirishima's house (he was hosting the annual reunion of class 1A), and you casually sprayed the perfume behind your ears and inside your wrists while he's stretching himself to get a bottle from the backseat.

"What's that smell?" He says, scrunching his nose.

"Perfume?"

Your best ability is faking dementia. You knew the effect that would cause on him, but that was something he didn't need to know.

"Uh-uh no, it's not like your regular perfume." He crosses the barrier between you and him and gets his nose quickly attached to your neck.

"Katsuki, god, you're tickling me," you say, laughing while he tries to sniff the pheromone perfume out of you.

"Start the car," he demands. "We need to do something real quick"

You are shocked.

"We are already here. We have to get inside. They're waiting for us. " You try to explain containing the giggles. "Do you have a problem or something?"

"Yeah, I definitely have a problem," he says, grabbing the key and turning it in the ignition. "And it's growing fast, so hurry up, they won't even notice that we're gone"

Poor man, he was desperate to get his hands on you.

Fortunately, you only made them wait for thirty minutes, and they absolutely tased the two of you about it.

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"hurry up, baby," katsuki yells from the kitchen where he's currently waiting for you to get ready for his birthday dinner.

"just one more minute, kats!" you yell back, knowing that even though katsuki will feign annoyance, he's happy to give you as much time as you need.

you finish putting on your jewelry and fix your hair one more time before looking at yourself and then showing off your finished look to katsuki.

"ok baby, how do i look?" you walk out of your shared bedroom, taking in katsuki's heated cheeks as his eyes scan over your curves in the tight red dress you're wearing.

"damn," is all katsuki can say, holding back all of the thoughts in his head as you twirl around for him so that he can see the back of your dress.

"damn?" you laugh as you move closer to him to sneak a kiss to his cheek before you look for your purse.

"you ready to go?" katsuki grabs his keys and shoots kirishima a text to let him know you two are on the way to the restaurant.

"let's go celebrate your day," you wrap your arms around his neck and lean in to whisper in his ear, "then i can show you the special surprise i have waiting for you when we get home."

katsuki really hopes he can make it through dinner now.

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Bakugo smelling pheromone perfume? I mean, he would go nuts over it.

Like you two just parked the car in front of Kirishima's house (he was hosting the annual reunion of class 1A), and you casually sprayed the perfume behind your ears and inside your wrists while he's stretching himself to get a bottle from the backseat.

"What's that smell?" He says, scrunching his nose.

"Perfume?"

Your best ability is faking dementia. You knew the effect that would cause on him, but that was something he didn't need to know.

"Uh-uh no, it's not like your regular perfume." He crosses the barrier between you and him and gets his nose quickly attached to your neck.

"Katsuki, god, you're tickling me," you say, laughing while he tries to sniff the pheromone perfume out of you.

"Start the car," he demands. "We need to do something real quick"

You are shocked.

"We are already here. We have to get inside. They're waiting for us. " You try to explain containing the giggles. "Do you have a problem or something?"

"Yeah, I definitely have a problem," he says, grabbing the key and turning it in the ignition. "And it's growing fast, so hurry up, they won't even notice that we're gone"

Poor man, he was desperate to get his hands on you.

Fortunately, you only made them wait for thirty minutes, and they absolutely tased the two of you about it.

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

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