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Julian: this is my girlfriend, Annelise, and this is Annelise's girlfriend, Erika, and this is Erika's boyfriend, Dominic

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Dad of 4 daughters be like…

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Barbie getting really into it

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Daniel Bernoulli (1700-1782) was a Swiss mathematician and physicist who is best known for his work on hydrodynamics, but he also did pioneering work on the kinetic theory of gases.

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A quick Kristyn/Hailey because I love them

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There's a soft murmur in the air, a crackle of anticipation that makes goosebumps rise on her bare forearms. She rubs them each, a feeble attempt at releasing some of her nervous energy, seemingly sapping from her fingers like overflowing loads of magic. She takes a deep breath, smells the faint fragrance of the perfume specifically blended for her, The Kristyn Experience, and, oh god, she can't do this, she can't, this is all she's ever wanted and she. Can't. Do. This.

A warm hand covers her own, pries her stiff fingers off her skin. Fingers interloop with her own and Hailey's smile is mrore reassuring than any words of encouragement from Albert and Hilary could ever be. She tries to return the gesture, but she must fail so where along the line, because Hailey simply grips her hands a little tighter.

"You can do this, yeah? You know you can. Those people out there?" She makes a vague gesture in the direction of the still whispering crowd, Albert and Hilary and Tara and Dillon all sitting in the first row, ever the supportive friends. "They're here for you. Not some tragic star-crossed lovers story or people dying, they're here for you and your story. The Whirlwind Princess, remember?"

And, of course, Kristyn knows that. She really does. But it's still a little overwhelming to actually grasp that concept, that people want to specifically see her, not just some pretty girl doing the same old thing thousands of others have done before her.

(It's flattering, above all else, and sometimes she feels like she will burst with gratitude; because of Albert an Hilary, giving her the chance of a lifetime; Tara and Dillon, always there for her, even if she had her ups and downs with the former; Hailey-

Hailey, because she's here. Always and forever here, at her side, listening to her and encouraging her and knocking her down a notch when the insecurities get out of hand. Hailey, smiling at her, simply existing.

Hailey, loving her.)

The air waving over her lips is cooling, calming. She takes a step forward, the light reflecting of off the petty dress Hailey designed for her just so, and she places a tender kiss on her girlfriend's cheek.

"I- yeah. Thanks, I think I needed to hear that."

"Of course you did," Hailey says, plainly. "That's what I'm here for."

And you have no idea how thankful I am, Kristyn thinks, but doesn't voice. Instead she smiles, and this time she must've done it right because Hailey nods, like she just accomplished an excessively satisfying task.

Hailey claps her shoulder. "Now go out and wow them, girl."

She's about to answer, but then has a sudden thought. An impulsive one, that would usually emberassas her to no end.

But.

But it's Hailey. So.

She puts her hand over the one still on her shoulder, grasps it. Raises it up to her mouth and looks Hailey straight in the eyes, her own probably crinkling with amusement, hopefully with love. She leaves her lips on each knuckle, a shy, butterfly-like thing. Hailey has the audacity to look amused at her actions. (But she can't hide how utterly pleased she also is.)

"As long as you'll be watching," Kristyn says at last, words caught in the space inbetween Hailey's fingers.

The answer comes with an aura of certainty. "Wouldn't dream of doing anything else."

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“Duty means doing the things your heart may well regret.”

— Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper

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Honestly I like Tara’s dance and dress more than Kristyn’s.

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“Giselle and I milked our first cows together. Remember Giselle? I got you your first bucket!”

this line is said with complete sincerity and makes me love the Barbie movies even more

they say bucket like 50 more times in this scene and i love it

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Kristyn: I can take these shoes off whenever I want.

Hailey: Then take them off.

Kristyn: I don't want!

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At first, I was just going to…

But then I realised how easy it would be to…

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Best of Barbie movies: Barbie in The Pink Shoes (2013)

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requested by ny-nj-cali

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Let Barbie Say Fuck

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The secret main reason why Hailey wants to leave so bad is bc she hates seeing so many guys flirt with and propose to her girlfriend

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Another redesign of Barbie in the Pink Shoes!! This time Giselle

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Barbie in The Pink Shoes