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i'm not gonna be updating this motherfucker no more seeing as it's all GOTTEN THE MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES ALL TAKEN THE MOTHERFUCK OUT OF IT FOR ME NOW so i'm all happy you all could be up in this MOTHERFUCKING MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR WITH A MOTHERFUCKER but sometimes a trolls gotta be be all to choose what he's gotta being to do with his life and THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST AIN'T ME NO MORE

i'm not gonna be to delete nothing just WISHING A MOTHERFUCKER good MOTHERFUCKING day is all

BYE MOTHERFUCKERS

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cUz LiKe BeFoRe ThEn He HaD aLwAyS bEeN sHoWiNg Up WhEn My PrOtEiN rAtIoNs StArTeD tO bEiNg RuN oUt AnD lItTlE mE aLl FiGuReD tHaT tHe FaStEr I aTe ThEm ThEn He WoUlD bE cOmInG bAcK sOoNeR bUt ThAt WaS a MoThErFuCkInG wRoNg AsSuMpTiOn, AlL gEtTiNg MiXeD uP wItH tHe CaUsAtIoN aNd ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg CaUsAtIoN aNd ShIt LiKe WrIgGlErS aRe AlWaYs BeInG tO dO sO i, HaViNg BeEn CoOkInG uP a RuDe HuNgEr, WaS aLl BeInG tO eAt JuSt AbOuT aNy MoThErFuCkInG tHiNg WhAt SmElLeD hAlF dEcEnT

i GoT tO bE lEaRnInG hOw To Be TaKiNg CaRe Of MySeLf A lItTlE bEtTeR sInCe ThEn BuT tHe SiCk SlIcK sTiLl Is AlL kEePiNg SoMe WiCkEd ShIt SeTtLeD wHaT wOuLd Be PrEtTy FuCkInG hEiNoUs PrObAbLy 

ThAtS lIkE sOmE kInD oF mAd SeReNdIpItOuS mIrAcLeS rIgHt ThErE iN hOw My PaN iS sEeInG iT

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So I'm NoT pRoBaBlY gOiNg To Be YoUr BeSt FuCkIn ReSoUrCe Or AnYtHiNg AbOuT aNyThInG lIkE tHaT. i DoN't EvEn KnOw WhAt YoU aRe Up AnD rEfErRiNg To AbOuT nO mOtHeRfUcKiNg SlIgHt Or NoThInG bUt PeOpLe ArE aLwAyS bEiNg To LeAvE mE oUt Of ThEiR sTrAtEgY jAmS aNd ShIt So WhO tHe MoThErFuCk EvEn KnOwS aBoUt NoNe Of ThAt ShIt

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It AiN't LiKe I'm ScArEd Of BlOoD oR nOtHiNg LiKe ThAt BuT kArKaT wAs AlL tElLiNg Me ThAt WhAt ThE rEaSoN wAs ThAt NoBoDy WaS wAnTiNg To ChIlL wItH mE oR nOtHiNg WaS bEcAuSe ThEy WaS sCaReD oF mE aNd ShIt. 

PlUs ThE mEsSiAhS wItH tHeIr AlL "pItY eVeRyTrOlL lIkE tHeY wAs BeInG yOuR bRoThErS aNd SiStErS" wHiCh MeAnS fRiEnDs I tHiNk.

EqUiUs Is KiNdA aLl ImPaTiEnT wItH hOw ThAt KiNdA sHiT's BeEn AlL fUcKiNg WiTh My AtTitUdE aBoUt WaRmBlOoDs BuT lIkE jUsT cUz ThEy ArE wEaKeR dOeSn'T mAkE tHeM tO nOt BeInG gOoD hOmIeS iF tHaT mAkEs SeNsE. iT dOn'T mAkE hIm LeSs FrIeNdS wItH mE oR nOtHiNg.

I gOt KiNdA dIsTrAcTeD sOrRy. KaRkAt'S aLl BeEn RaTiOnInG mY pIeS bUt ItS fOr LiKe, ThE gOoD oF tHe MoThErFuCkInG tEaM oR sOmEtHiNg, So It'S nOt A bIg MoThEr FuCkInG tHiNg I gUeSs.

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HoNk HoNk HoNk!!!

I'm GoNnA aLl OpEn ThE iNqUiSiTiOn ReCePtAcLe AgAiN bEcAuSe A mOtHeRfUcKeR's BeInG tO mOvE hIs BlOcK uP tO aNoThEr SiTe So I wAnNa Be GeTtInG a MoThErFuCkInG jUmP oN sHiT

sOrRy AbOuT tHe InAcTiViTy FoR tHe PaSt FeW dAyS. I wAs CeLeBrAtInG mY wRiGgLiNg DaY aNd WaS uP iN a PiE pReTtY sTrAiGhT aLl ThE tImE aNd YoU kNoW hOw A mOtHeRfUcKeR cAn BaReLy Be Up AnD dOiNg NoThInG bEsIdEs AlL cLiMbInG tReEs AnD pLaYiNg EnTeRtAiNmEnT sYsTeMs WiTh My FiNe MoThErFuCkIn BeSt FrIeNdS :o) hOnK

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i JuSt NeEd A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PiE iS aLl CuZ aLl FaLsE dElUsIoNs AnD sHiT cAn Be AlL sCaRiNg A mOtHeRfUcKeR bUt YoU jUsT gOtTa Be CoUnTiNg To NuMbErS aNd IgNoRiNg ThEm WoRdS aNd ShIt

JuSt GoTtA bE wAsHiNg Up AnD hItTiNg A sLiCe Of ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg SnEeZe

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TaB wAsHeS uP oN tHe ShOre SoMeTiMeS bUt ThEyS aLl FuLl Of CaFfIeNe AnD tHaT sHiT kEePs A mOtHeRfUcKeR fRoM sLeEpInG aLl RiGhT dUrInG tHe DaY aNd SlEeP dEpRiVaTiOn CaN bE tO aLl FuCk WiTh A mOtHeRfUcKeRs ThInKpAn

PlUs HaVe YoU eVeR tAsTeD a FrEsH pIcKeD rOcK n' RyE aT tHe EnD oF tHe NiGhT wHeN iT iS cOoL aNd AlL fIzZy AnD hIsSiNg FrOm ThE nIgHt AiR cOnVeCtIoNs

ThAtS oNe Of ThOsE mIrAcLeS wHaT nEvEr GoEs MoThErFuCkInG sTaLe

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ItS sO bEaUtIfUl ThAt EvEn A mOtHeRfUcKeR lIkE mE wItH mY bEiNg AlL  tRiDiMeNsIoNaL aNd ShIt CaN eVeN bE rEpReSeNtEd LiKe A bItChTiTs LiTtLe BiDiMeNsIoNaL fIgUrE oN a FuCkInG fIbErOuS pUlP mEmBrAnE ...

lIkE hOw DoEs ThAt Up AnD eVeN hApPeN?

tHaNkS fOr ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg RePrEsEnTaTiOnAl SyMbOl ShEeT fRiEnD! hOnK :o)

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"TrOlL nIcOlAs CaGe HaS tHe FiRmEsT pEcToRaL cOnVuLsIvE tIsSuE bLoCkS i HaVe EvEr ReStEd My OcUlArS uPoN"

"mY fAnGs HaVe BeEn CuLtIvAtEd To ShOw My FeRoCiTy By BeInG bArEd EvEn WhEn I aM nOt EnGaGeD iN aGgReSsIoN"

i DoN't GoT lEnToCuLaR fRaMeS tO aLl Do ThAt PaRt Of BeInG jOhN bUt A mOtHeRfUcKeR hAs GoTtA pLaY wItH tHe LaMiNaTeD sYmBoL pAgEs He Is Up AnD dEaLt By LiFe

StIlL tHe SiMiLaRiTy Is FuCkInG uNcAnNy LiKe YoUd Be AlL lIkE iF yOu'Re ThE rEaL jOhN tElL mE sOmEtHiNg OnLy He WoUlD kNoW aNd ThEn YoU gOtTa JuDgE aLl WhO iS uP aNd BeInG tHe ReAl MoThErFuCkEr

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i NeVeR mEt HeR iN pErSoNaL bUt I aInT nEvEr MeT nO rEaL hUmAn In PeRsOnAl. I tHiNk ShE sOuNdS lIkE sHe WaS a PrEtTy CoOl ChIcK bUt I gUeSs ShE's DeAd NoW sO iT'lL bE hArDeR tO mAkE fRiEnDs.

MaYbE sHe CoUlD sChOoLfEeD mE oN hOw A mOtHeRfUcKeR cAn BeInG tO mAkE a BeTtEr PiE aNd ShIt CaUsE i MeAn I aInT sO sMaRt BuT i'M nOt So RoTtEd OuT iN tHe PaN tO aLl Be NoT wAnTiNg To BeTtEr MySeLf If ThAt MaKeS sEnSe

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I uP aNd ClOsEd ThE iNqUeRiEs ReCePtAcLe FoR rIgHt NoW cUz I wAs AlL gEtTiN mOtHeRfUcKiN sWaMpEd BuT tHaT sHiT wIlL bE oPeN aGaIn LiKe In ThE nEaR fUtUrE oR sOmE sHiT

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tHe DuDe CaN bE kInDa WeIrD bUt We ArE pReTtY tIgHt AnD i'M nOt GoNnA bE tElLiNg My BrO hE cAn'T hAvE fUn Or NoThInG

hE dOeSn'T lIkE mE aLl EaTiNg PiEs AnD dRiNkInG tHe MiRaClE eLiXiR bUt He SaYs I sHoUlDn'T uP aNd LiStEn To HiS sUgGeStIoNs Or ShIt AbOuT tHaT sO yEaH

hIs TaStE iN aRt Is WeIrD tOo AnD sO aRe ThE kInDs Of GaMeS aNd ShIt He PlAyS bUt He SaYs He DoEsNt UnDeRsTaNd My TaStEs In MuSiC sO wHo FuCkInG kNoWs WhAtS gOoD tO oNe MoThErFuCkEr Or AnOtHeR lIkE i'M nOt In ChArGe Of AlL tHaT sHiT

bUt EvEn WiTh AlL tHaT sHiT aLl DiFfErEnT aBoUt We BoTh LiKe We ArE sTiLl TiGhT aS a MoThErFuCkEr. We TaLk PrEtTy MuCh EvErY nIgHt AnD tHe MoThErFuCkEr Is AlL tElLiNg Me AbOuT hE aLl ThInKs I'm A dIsGrAcE aNd WiCkEd GrOsS lIkE hOnK hOnK i KnOw BrO eVeN iF i AcTuAlLy ThInK yOu AiNt So BaD :o)

sOrRy I'm StIlL wEt FrOm ThE aBlUtIoN tRaP hOnK hOnK!

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aNd LiKe I wAs SayInG bEfOrE i DiDnT aLwAyS uSeD tO bE sO uP aNd Up On ThE dIcTaTeS oF tHe MeSsIaHs AnD sHiT

bUt JuSt BeCaUsE i'M mOrE kInDs Of MoThErFuCkInG cHiLlEd NoW dOnT mEaN tHaT mY bRo Is Up AnD fOrGeTtInG wHaT a MoThErFuCkEr DiD aNd AlL wHaT fElL oUt HiS sOuNdInG pLaTeS aNd ShIt

It AiNt LiKe My BrO dOnT bE kNoWiNg WhErE mY pAn AnD pUmPs Is At AnD iF hE dOnT tHiNk ThE sAmE wAy AbOuT mE tHeN iTs NoT a BiG fuCkInG sCaNdAl Or NoThInG

lIkE a MoThErFuCkEr HaS gOt LeGs AnD aLl ThE pIeS hE cAn EaT nO rEaSoN a ShArP mOtHeRfUcKeR gOtTa Be FeElInG sOrRy Or NoThInG sPeAkInG oF wHiCh I gOtTa Go MaKe Up AnOtHeR bAtCh

FuCkInG fEeLiNg A lItTlE dRy PrObAbLy CrAcK a FaYgO tOo

FiX mY fAcE uP pRoBaBlY cUz YoU aLl MoThErFuCkErS mAkInG mY oCuLaRs LeAk BuT yEaH

yEaH

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SeE cUz WhEn I wAs YoUnGeR aNd DiDnT kNoW aBoUt HoW tO bE bAkInG tHe SlImE aNd ShIt I dIdNt UsEd To Be So NiCe To My BrOs AnD wOuLd Be AlL cArInG aBoUt BlOoD cOlOrS aNd ShIt

If TaV aLl ThInKs ThAt It Is AlL mOrE iMpOrTaNt ThAn AlL tHaT sHiT tHeN i WoUlD uP aNd FuCkInG sTeP oFf ThE sNeEzE bUt YeAh

AnD i AiNt AlL sAyInG tHaT iM nO sAiNt Up AnD dOiNg AlL tHe ShIt FoR oThErS aNd AiNt NoThInG fOr MySeLf CuZ i GoT sOmE pErSoNaL kInDs Of ShIt WhAt Is WiCkEd RoUgH wItHoUt A lItTlE sLiCe NoW aNd ThEn BuT a MoThErFuCkEr AiNt GoNnA bOtHeR yAlL wItH tHaT sHiT

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MoThErFuCkEr'S gOt ArMs LiKe A fUcKiN i DoNt EvEn KnOw AnD iF tHeM hOrNs AiN't ThE mOsT bItChTiTs MiRaClEs ThEn I'lL bE a GiLlFuCkEr.

AlL tHaT FuCkInG hOoFbEaSt ShIt WiTh ThE lEgS aNd ShIt LiKe FuCk If I dOn'T wAnT tO tOtE tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR aRoUnD lIkE a TrOlLcE-gAbAnA hAnDbAg Or WhAt EvEr BuT tHe LiTtLe MoThErFuCkEr DoN't LiKe Me CaRrYiNg HiM aRoUnD sO mUcH sO i GoTtA wAtCh My PeAnUt BuTtEr BlOoDeD bRoThEr Up AnD rOlL hIs SeLf Up RaMpS aNd ShIt.

I fUcKiN lOsT mY lOcOmOtIvE oF iNsPiRaTiOn BuT yEaH yOu FeEl Me.

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I hAdN't HeArD nOnE oF tHaT nOiSe AbOuT bAnNiNg My MiRaClE pIeS bUt iF tHaT kInDa RuDe SqUaRe LeGiSlAtIoN uP aNd cAmE tO bE tHe LaW I dOn'T sEe HoW a MoThErFuCkEr WoUlD aLl EnFoRcE tHaT sHiT sEeInG aS aLl My InVeRtEbRoS aLl SlEeP iN sOpOr SlImE aNd ShIt LiKe WoUlD tHeY bAn InCiNeRaTiOn ChEsTs AnD aLuMiNuM bAkInG fRaMeS lIkE.

tHaT aLl BeInG oUt AnD sAiD, i DoNt ThInK bAnNiNg ThIs RiGhTeOuS sNeEzE iS a GoOd MoThErFuCkInG iDeA  i MeAn FuCk If A bRoThEr Or SiStEr HaS gOtTa SlEeP uP iN tHaT sHiT cUz Of SoMe FuCkIn DiUrNaL hAlLuCiNaTiOnS aNd If A mOtHeRfUcKeR iS gOnNa EaT tHaT sHiT tHeN tHaT iS tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR's BuSiNeSs

NaW gIrL aLl BaNnInG tHaT mEtAlSwEeT iChOr AiNt NoWhErE nEaR bEiNg  FuCkInG eNfOrCeAbLe. ShIt JuSt StRaIgHt Up NoT gOnNa HaPpEn.