Lena: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Cassidy: What?
Lena: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Genji: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
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*Ayda, watching Fig enter the room wearing fancy clothes*
Ayda, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Fig: …
Fig: I forgot to ask you out, didn't I?
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Percy: Are you mad?
Vax: No.
Percy: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?
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Species swap stuck Rose
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Goldenhorn: enough! how dare you mock me in such a manner?!
Arthur: fine, how do you want me to mock you? i take requests
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Percy: Whoever caused this mess is going to-
Pike: It was me.
Percy: -is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Reaper/Gabriel: please stop appearing out of nowhere, it’s terrifying and distracting
Sombra: I will always be here
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Sam: I’m only getting nine hours of sleep
Clint: You’re getting nine I’m only getting eight!
Steve: You’re getting eight I only get five
Toney drinking his tenth cup of coffee: You guys are getting sleep?
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Homestuck species!swap
Here is green blood Jade!
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Happy 413!
Here is some more species swap! >:)
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Sniper: I've only ever said I love you to three people: my mum, my dad, and a dying Scout. One of those I regret.
Enginer: which one?
Sniper: Scout. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.
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Fjord: send dudes
Mollymauk: you mean nudes?
Fjord: i’m in a fight. i need more men.
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species!swap homestuck
just some species swap first art post.
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Genji : “I dare you to kiss the first person who walks in the room.”
Cassidy : “I'm not kissing any-”
Hanzo walking in : “Hello Cassidy, Genji”
Cassidy standing up : “Well, a dare's a dare”
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Keyleth: Hey Percy we're about to get Laina to cook what do you want.
Orthax *in percy's mind* : The souls of the innocent!
Percy: toast.
Orthax: NOOOOO
Percy: Two pieces of toast.
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Ginny: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed
Luna: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!
Ginny: .... I didn't want to worry you
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Hanzo : " Okay , yeah, i have loving feeling for Cole. But does that mean i'm in love with him ? No-."
Hanzo: " Oh my god …. I'm in love with Cole"
Hanzo to Genji and Kiriko : " Why didn't you guys tell me ?"
Genji : " We though you knew ."
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