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do you have halitosis? no one will be able to tell if you try our new product that makes you completely stop breathing!

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I mean, I've lived places where there are swastikas casually on storefronts on every block.

as for the seal of solomon, is that question rhetorical?

ya know how the nazis ruined the swastika and its no longer widely used by those they appropriated it from because of the atrocities the nazis committed. are there people from whom the star of david is appropriated from by zionists who are stopping using the star of david due to the atrocities committed by the zionists?

remember, the holocaust isnt a discrete historical moment, what's happening in palestine is a continuation of the same underlinging ideology of fascism, ethnonationalism, imperialism, etc.

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Bowl with Design of Standing Figure and Four Birds. Persian. Samanid dynasty. 10th Century CE.

Saint Louis Art Museum.

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you were confusing bogleech with me, the actually opposite of darwin in regard to barnacles. I'm obsessed with them but rather than trying to understand them I'm trying to use obscurantism to elevate them to a deific status.

In regards to your fascination with barnacles; how does it feel to be the exact opposite of Charles Darwin?

Oh he was fascinated by them, he just GREW to hate them because he wanted to understand what they were and give them a taxonomy and nobody had any idea how many species there were and he was a guy who couldn't stop something once he picked it up so he got trapped just dissecting stinky dead barnacles in his basement for years while he physically deteriorated and went slightly mad though on the end his four gigantic books on just barnacles are still the most complete work ever written on a single animal group!

I'll never fall into that trap. Especially since some fool did it for me already 😎

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big fan of having my cake and eating it.

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because we can and it's more fun that way ^__^

Why do beautiful girls not give you permission? Why do they instead leave the whole thing unspoken

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Halt, doomscroller! Your spirit is weary. It's time to log-off and consume a cardamom-spiced drink, preferably whilst reading obscene literature.

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if you ever spend money on therapy, consider what you'd get if you spent it on a prostitute instead. then choose the one that sounds more fun.

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For two centuries, the Crusader Kingdoms subjugated the Levant. They believed their fortresses were invulnerable, that their enemies were Oriental barbarians, that their ownership of the land was ordained by God. And yet the prisons and citadels of the crusading lords still crumbled, their wealth and power nothing but cities of salt before the tempest of the sea.

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yes. they are.

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building skills or accomplishing things fosters envy, resentment, and misery in others so it's actually kinder to be a total loser who does nothing all day

also, talented accomplished people are annoying and fuckup gamer junkies are hot so it also makes you more attractive

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turns out words like violence break the silence and playing without talking is the most fun thing ever.

this baby and I have a lot of common interests but it's a shit conversationalist so I'm ignoring it

but it has totoro and microcosmos memorized scene for scene so I'm hoping we can become good friends eventually

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I'm the weird perverts

Sometimes when my old germophobia tries to kick in because of a dirty public restroom or something I just have to tell myself "hey, there are weird perverts who'd have touched this on purpose, and they're still alive"

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I mean you're fully aware that I aways have wanted precisely that 🤷‍♀️

does anyone want to pull me out of a ditch so deep and so dark any attempt to reach in will only swallow another soul unto its madness

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has anyone ever noticed that people first learning to talk very consistently pronounce the word frog by just blatantly saying "fuck"?

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the sound of babies crying is relaxing, but the sound of mothers shushing sends me into a panic.