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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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i worry that i'm getting rose-tinted glasses about the good ol' days but there are some indisputable facts. summer didn't used to last six months. youtube had no ads and hulu was free. we were making genuine (if minute) progress towards widespread body positivity. it was there i saw it.

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luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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us tv: reviewed 

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if you lose your train of thought while talking to someone its because they reloaded the quicksave after killing you midsentence

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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What art we?? \\\ [•via•]

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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text

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im not a reply guy ima Reblog Hog #PowerfulHog #HogPower #HogAspirations

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pomegranates are so damn difficult to eat like could you be less of a metaphor and more of a fruit for a second im trying to have a snack