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Today I couldn’t remember the word “insubordination” so I told my mom my old supervisor accused me of “mutiny but not on a boat”.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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May 20, 1931 Journals of Anais Nin 1927-1931   [volume 4]

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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Art by Sâmara Lígia Santos Alves

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If a man is kindhearted and has a big nose, it’s over for me

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Joy Sullivan, from “Soup”, Instructions for Traveling West

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unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me

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Oh no I'm having emotions re; Sigrún being an absolute tank because she spent years protecting her little brother because of *Cadash-related reasons* and now that they're both grown, she's The Muscle and he's The Mouth, so when shit goes down and she becomes the Inquisitor, he's determined to help protect his sister in any way possible. So they learn from each other, seeing the other's world and working to understand it, Sig teaching Halvard not only how to survive, but how to fight, how to defend. And Halvard teaching Sig about The Great Game, she is all walk and no talk, so he helps her to navigate political circles and goings-on (it does result and him and Josephine getting *very* close, to the shock of Sig, who is used to her brother being the notoriously eternal playboy, but Halvard is equally shocked that the wall of emotions that is Sigrún Cadash is being romanced by a mysterious bear of a Grey Warden... "Figures, though, she likes them burly" .)

I'm just having a lot of emotions re; these two lost little children growing up from nothing and becoming something far more than they could ever have imagined, together

Designed Sigrún's brother in DAI for curiosity's sake and oh no he's hot and I'm stuck playing again

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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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