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bastardcatthings · 3 days ago

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i mean yes the alpine situation is fucked, but like, did we expect anything better?? they're french.

#full offence french people #f1 #formula 1 #alpine f1 #jack doohan #franco colapinto #jd7 #fc43

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bastardcatthings · 5 days ago

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*me watching in horror at the "started following you" of someone who has only liked 2 very niche posts on topics i'll never post about again*: NO NO NO TURN BACK GO BACK-

#man prepare to be disappointed af ig #idk why i let this shit affect me so much #i feel genuine pressure #people pleasing so bad it got me stressing about satisfying nameless faceless strangers on the internet #cooked

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bastardcatthings · 5 days ago

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+ man i don't even notice f1 being gone like this break was needed after that shitshow miami now I feel at pea- *sees a red bull can* + GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I MISS MY WIFE

#MAX MAXIE COME BACK BABY I LOVE YOU #i NEED to watch him commit war crimes again #also unrelated but so fucking hard to believe that the 17 y/o problem child nico was always complaining about is a father now #i have so many feelings about him bring him back to me #max verstappen #mv1 #mv33 #f1 #formula 1 #red bull f1

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bastardcatthings · 6 days ago

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*Lando is pushed off track* + WHO TF DID THAT TO MY DRIVER ISTG I WILL KI- *sees it was Max* + oh lol marital spat nvm

#one thing to keep in mind is that i'm a max verstappen apologist first human second #my man shoved a 12 year old in the bushes to win a track race y'all can't comprehend the shit he's on #go maxie you're doing amazing sweetie #do i wish he would stop fucking up lando's race? yes #would i have him any other way? fuck no #and neither would lando ngl #man nigh on idolizes him #you think that happened with max being polite and letting people pass him even if it's the “smart” thing to do?#no #he saw that crackhead dutchman literally end up on top of another man cuz of his crash or pass policy and was like yup #this one #bro got RETIRED by max in Austria and HE reached out first thing next day to smooth things over #“It's clear how he races. It's tough. it's on the limit. It's what we love. it's what I love.” PLEASE PEOPLE #i'm afraid y'all haven't fully processed how down cataclysmic lando is #“oh but he blamed max on national tv again” DO Y'ALL KNOW WHAT BEING A BRAT IS???#CRASHING INTO EACHOTHER AND MAKING IT EVERYBODY ELSES PROBLEM IS NORSTAPPEN FOREPLAY ATP #they will be FINE #messy hoes together BECAUSE they messy not in spite of #ln4 #mv1 #formula 1 #f1 #norstappen #lando norris #max verstappen

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bastardcatthings · 6 days ago

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Shaking Jenson so hard all his buttons rattle inside him: "JUST BECOME LANDO'S MANAGER"

#Another Brit McLaren driver who was stuck with a shit car for a long time then BOOM got a rocket ship #Pls I'm begging you why is this not a thing yet?#Jenson is fond of lando and he's an ACTUAL wdc #JENSON WE CAN BE WORLD CHAMPION (again) I SAID #WEEEE COULD BE CHAMPIONSSS MY FRIENDSSS #I just really feel like lando could use someone else's experiences the same way his teammate is #i think that would be an invaluable resource and asset #he's also still involved in f1 so it's not like he has to come out of deep retirement #but speaking of deep retirement #COME BACK SEB #NO CMON I'LL BE SO FUNNY #NOT ONLY WOULD YOU HAVE DESTROYED MARK AS DIRECT TEAMMATES #YOU'LL GET TO DESTROY HIM VIA PROXY TOO #NO REST FOR THE WICKED CMON BABY I KNOW YOU WANNA #JUST CALL ONTO THE SPIRIT OF YOUR 2013 MULTI 21 SELF AND FUCK UP THAT MAN AGAIN IK YOU CAN #f1 #formula 1 #lando norris #ln4 #mclaren #jenson button #jb22

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bastardcatthings · 6 days ago

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i just think it's so funny how afraid nico used to be of an 18 year old 😭😭

#i saw him crash out about max in SPANISH #man literally said let me complain about this problem child in my FOURTH language fucking comical #imagine you're having THE messy divorce of the new millennium and there's this dutch fucklet insisting on terrorizing you at WORK #any sane man would crash out and nico wasn't even that #nico rosberg i miss your cunt aura everyday #george is trying to carry on the legacy tho #but there's just smth about a blond man's mania that can never be replicated #anyways 17 year old max my BELOVED you should have had a gun

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bastardcatthings · 7 days ago

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boyfriends driven to mania by their team

#ik most of you think lando is just smiling normally but that grin is manic idc what yall say #he looked liked he had just finished crying and he's staring dead into the camera like 😀#no words on max he straight up looks like one of those haunted ventriloquist dolls #lando norris #max verstappen #norstappen #f1 #mclaren #red bull f1 #formula 1

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bastardcatthings · 7 days ago

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born to say "op lemme lick your brain folds and taste the sweet nectar of your brilliance ". forced to say "wow what a great idea, you're so smart!"

#spending my formative years on tumblr did irreparable damage to my english expression powers i'm afraid #i control myself from say shit like the first expression ON THE DAILY

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