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Kaminari: [watching pre-quirk era anime and movies]

Kaminari: [watches Haikyuu! & ships tsukiyama]

Kaminari: [watches Merlin & ships merthur]

Kaminari: [watches Harry Potter, ships drarry]

Kaminari, seeing Monoma and Izuku hanging out:

Kaminari: wait a damn minute-

Shouto, magically appearing beside him: I see.

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Shinsou, holding a rock: Izuku just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Monoma: If you don't marry him, I will.

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Midoriya: What doesn't kill me better start running 'cause now I'm fuckin' pissed

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Shinsou: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Shinsou: Anyways, you said Mei is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Monoma: Can I bother you for a second? Shinsou: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Midoriya: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Shinsou: You left me, Neito, and Mei in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Midoriya: I did that on purpose, try again.

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I pronouns you not guilty

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Midoriya: I told Hitoshi that his ears turn red when he lies. Monoma: Do they? Midoriya: *Snorts* No. Monoma: Then why did you tell him that? Midoriya: Because I can do this. Midoriya: Hey Hitoshi! Do you love us? Shinsou, with his hands over his ears: No.

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Monoma: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Shinsou: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Midoriya: When's the last time you slept? Shinsou: Uh... a few days ago, I think. Midoriya: A few- how many?! Shinsou: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Midoriya: What you need is sleep!

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Monoma: *writing a letter* Monoma: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Midoriya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Shinsou: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Hatsume: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Shinsou: Spear. Hatsume: BLOCKED.

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Monoma: Damn, Midoriya, are you secretly cool? Midoriya: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool. Monoma: I do not.

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Hatsume: *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Midoriya: What was that? Hatsume: The sound of someone else's problem.