Kaminari: [watching pre-quirk era anime and movies]
Kaminari: [watches Haikyuu! & ships tsukiyama]
Kaminari: [watches Merlin & ships merthur]
Kaminari: [watches Harry Potter, ships drarry]
Kaminari, seeing Monoma and Izuku hanging out:
Kaminari: wait a damn minute-
Shouto, magically appearing beside him: I see.
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Shinsou, holding a rock: Izuku just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Monoma: If you don't marry him, I will.
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Midoriya: What doesn't kill me better start running 'cause now I'm fuckin' pissed
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Shinsou: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Shinsou: Anyways, you said Mei is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Monoma: Can I bother you for a second?
Shinsou: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Midoriya: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Shinsou: You left me, Neito, and Mei in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Midoriya: I did that on purpose, try again.
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I pronouns you not guilty
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Midoriya: I told Hitoshi that his ears turn red when he lies.
Monoma: Do they?
Midoriya: *Snorts* No.
Monoma: Then why did you tell him that?
Midoriya: Because I can do this.
Midoriya: Hey Hitoshi! Do you love us?
Shinsou, with his hands over his ears: No.
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Monoma: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Shinsou: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Midoriya: When's the last time you slept?
Shinsou: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Midoriya: A few- how many?!
Shinsou: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Midoriya: What you need is sleep!
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Monoma: *writing a letter*
Monoma: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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Midoriya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Shinsou: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Hatsume: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Shinsou: Spear.
Hatsume: BLOCKED.
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Monoma: Damn, Midoriya, are you secretly cool?
Midoriya: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Monoma: I do not.
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Hatsume: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Midoriya: What was that?
Hatsume: The sound of someone else's problem.
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