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when I'm walking down the street and giggling a little I wonder if it's too obvious what's going on in my head right now:

Jeremy tried to break free from the strong grip, kicking the medic with his knee, causing him to hiss and double over. scout fell to the floor, knocking over medical equipment along with a small iron table; he took off so desperately, almost not believing that this could be the end, until his hope was shattered, as well as his chin, when his clumsy and shaking body slipped on its own blood and inevitably hit the door. scout howled from the stinging pain, his thoughts with the rest of the world swayed and turned upside down, while heavy breathing and footsteps were heard throughout the office; gotcha.

😊😊😊

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Oh yeah, i love these dudes

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been playing tf2 again

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their ship name being blunt trauma is so real to me

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What are your most favorite things about each other? And is there anything about each other that takes some getting used to? 🤔

Scout: “I like how Doc here’s just as much of a chatterbox as I am. I mean, usually with the team it’s like they all get annoyed when I start really talkin’ about somethin’ I like, but I don’t got dat issue with Medic. When he’s not busy, anyways. Dat’s one thing dat’s hard to get used to, if ya ask me. Always doin’ research. An’ sometimes he can act really freakin’ creepy, but it’s endearin’ when ya get used to it.”

Medic: “Ah, I’ve alvays liked Scout’s sense of humour! He never fails to cheer me up vhen I feel down. Scout is also very good at following orders vhen he vants to. He’s quite affectionate… Alzough he can be clingy at times. It’s overbearing. I’m a busy man you know!”

Scout: “It ain’t my fault ya always doin’ somethin’ more important! Ya know I try to restrain myself from gettin’ into ya office as much as I can!”

Medic: “Yes, yes, and zhat’s vhy I love you~”

Medic pecks Scout’s cheek

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Who confessed first? And how? :3

Scout: “I did, obviously! An’ like, Doc was so clueless about it too. Kept tryin’ to send him hints, an’ give him flowers an’ thank him for his work, but he just kept actin’ like we were just buddies instead of takin’ the hint, so I just confessed directly through words and dat’s when he said it back!”

Medic: “Ah nein, I vas not clueless! I vas just vaiting for you to confess directly! In fact, I also dropped hints. Don’t tell me you didn’t notice the hearts in your locker..?” 

Scout: “Why did ya wait if ya knew? That makes no sense, man! Ya don’t know how much I had to prepare to actually confess!”

Medic: “Vell I vanted to see if you vould confess first! Besides, if you took too long I vould have confessed anyvays.”

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how'd you realise y'all were in love?

Scout: “Well, I had no clue until I realized that I like, kept tryin’ to get Doc’s attention an’ stuff. It was impossible to get the guy to leave his lab, he was always workin’ on somethin’. Wouldn’t even get out for game nights. Or meals. I don’t even think anyone knows what he’s workin’ on. But anyways, I thought, since he wouldn’t get outta his place for fun, why not make it so that I could spend time with him while also not havin’ to take him out of the medbay, right? It was genius! So I started gettin’ myself into trouble an’ like, gettin’ hurt, so that Medic would hafta attend me an’ instead of me tryin’ to convince him to get out, I’d just get in! An’ I didn’t think much about it ‘cause it’s whatever, right? But when I told Engi ‘bout it, he said I might have a crush, an’ I thought, no way! It makes so much sense now!”

Medic: “Schieße! Zhat vas vhy you kept interrupting my vork?? Ich schwöre, dieser Junge… You don’t have to do zhat to get my attention! Anyvays, to answer your question, I particularly liked how… animated? Scout vas. And how he vas much more intelligent zhan he seemed. Makes for a good test subject, ja?

Scout: “Hey! Dat’s not cool, man! I don’t want ya stickin’ anything weird inside of me!”

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stupid dumb silly mediscout doodle from earlier today. this is the first time i’ve ever drawing characters kissing :3 never again

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LAVENDER MEDISCOUT LAYOUTS !!

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*click*

“er, is zhis zhing on? Hoo! I’ve never done zhis before!”

“Yea. See? ‘S got dat.. red light thingy. Dat means it’s on.”

“Ah, halloo! I am ze Medic!”

“Yo, I’m the Scout. But ya probably already knew dat, ‘cause if ya don’t already know who I am, I don’t even know where to start with ya, brother. Anyways, we’re openin’ up our mail for a few days, thought ya might wanna ask us some stuff since we’re kinda a big deal, so ya better freakin’ hurry and start sendin’ in letters. As soon as ya see dis.”

“Yes yes, you can ask anyzhing regarding our love life or personal lives, und ve vill do our best to answer! Vhat are you vaiting for, go ask us now, schnell!”

(Hi! Mod here. Or, well, one of the mods. We made this blog inspired by @mugs-n-cans if that wasn't clear already. I (Sunny) will be writing Scout and the other mod (Cal) will be writing Medic. You're allowed to send asks about both RED and BLU mercs, as well as crossfaction. Feel free to send asks to the mods as well!)

Tags we will be using:

-> #bats and bonesaws for asks that both Medic and Scout will answer.

-> #bonesaw asks for asks that will mostly answer Medic.

-> #bat asks for asks that will mostly answer Scout.

-> #mod mail for any mod posts or asks.

-> #x ray imaging for fanart we reblog!

(This post may update.)