batterycows
batterycows
Doctorate In Clownery
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batterycows · 2 days ago
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When I first played DAO and made it to the circle tower I still didn’t know what the Tranquil were at that point, so when I met Owain I just assumed he was a chill autistic guy who really liked his storage room tbh
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batterycows · 2 days ago
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So does anyone know whether Anders actually gossips with Donnic about Templar politics or if he was lying to Aveline for the fuck of it
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batterycows · 3 days ago
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🍉 Help Weam and her family 🍉
Weam's dreams of attending university came to a halt after the start of the genocide in the Gaza strip, and she and her family have been displaced many times ever since. Her mother needs medical care urgently as she suffers with a slipped disk from sleeping in tents for so long, and with the situation in Gaza at the moment, the only way to provide her with the attention she needs is by travelling elsewhere.
Please consider donating if you are able to, and spread Weam's campaign as well. Don't be afraid of talking about it outside of the internet, either! Educate your family, your friends, your colleagues, because the families in Gaza depend on your voice.
( Her account is @weamfanona )
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batterycows · 3 days ago
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Please Give me your attention 💔
Please read this as if i were a member of your family. Maybe your sister, your daughter or your friend. As if my family who is going through difficult circumstances is your family.
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Hello, I'm Ola, a graduate student from the faculty of science - Al-Azhar University in G@za P@lestine. I truly appreciate you taking a moment to read my story. As you reading my message, myself and my family, “my mother, father, three sisters, and my little brother,” are trying to survive under all kinds of suffering including but not limited to fear, instability, and starvation, thirst, and poverty in northern G@za.
After 508 days of suffering, I am writing to you today with a heavy heart, in desperate need of your help. I can't describe how harsh the situation we are living in is. My family is suffering from the biting cold of winter, and we are facing a severe shortage of food and clothing. Every day feels like a lifetime, and every moment makes me feel helpless and hopeless. 💔
After the prices went up so crazy, I created this campaign to help my family provide food, water and essential needs. I know for sure that you can't help all families that want your help but at least you can help those who come across your life.
Every simple thing makes a difference in changing the situation we are in. So please don't hesitate to help us 🙏💔
It's your time to help and make a difference, Will you?!
Thank you for taking a minute to read this.♥️
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batterycows · 4 days ago
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I am Kareman Dohan، From besieged Gaza
I record this message in the 21st century, specifically in the year 2025, fully aware and in sound mind. I hereby testify, confess, and declare that a criminal entity—ruled by violent gangs—has revived the horrors of Nazism, and has even surpassed them. For over 600 days, it has committed one of the greatest atrocities of our modern age, in a place called Gaza. They murdered our children before our men, our women before our youth. They destroyed homes, displaced families, and starved the innocent. And this brutal campaign has not stopped—not even as I speak these words. The world today counts more than 8.2 billion people, Yet not a single force has been able to stop the bloodshed, or protect the defenseless.
I call upon every free soul, every conscience still alive, Spread this message far and wide.
Speak up. Act.
Support my people. Support my family.
Let your silence not be another weapon used against us.
Silence is complicity.
Solidarity is a duty.
Donate to my family and my little boy, donation links below the post or by clicking here
Short video of 600 days of war
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My campaing vetted by/ @90-ghost here @gaza-evacuation-funds here My number in post 6
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batterycows · 5 days ago
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No but really whose idea was it to take the elves, who have already lost nearly all their heritage and culture, and make their gods evil so that they’re forced to abandon that too. Seriously, what?
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batterycows · 7 days ago
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Is it me or does the Inquisitor suddenly get real fancy when flirting with Josephine
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batterycows · 10 days ago
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My new silly headcanon is that the Hawkes owned a small bee farm in Lothering. Because Malcolm Hawke was most definitely at beekeeping age
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batterycows · 12 days ago
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Justice who operates not as a consciousness or a person like he was in Awakenings but as an instinct within Anders, the subconscious impulse that drives spirits toward their Purpose. Anders and Justice disagreeing being not unlike when your head tells you one thing and your heart another. They are both you, but with different priorities. Spirit predispositions anchored by mortal experience and perspective. Anders who doesn’t just have a spirit inside him, he is part spirit
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batterycows · 14 days ago
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Took Aveline to the Magistrate's Orders quest to see how she’d react and was utterly shocked to find she actually approves of taking vigilante justice and killing Kelder, even encouraging it by saying Hawke will only get in trouble with the magistrate if the incident is reported
Compared to the way she handles she elven Viddathari situation in act 2 I was expecting the complete opposite. Oh Aveline, what being guard captain for 3 years has done to you
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batterycows · 15 days ago
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Never let being a non-mage stop you being a Templar’s headache
Non-mage Hawke who has very strong opinions about the Circle, knows more about magic than the average person, and gets real standoffish toward Templars. Which is to say that in an ironic twist of events, Hawke starts being rumored of being an apostate.
Pros: it gets the heat off Bethany!
Cons: it leads to some deeply awkward encounters with Templars
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batterycows · 16 days ago
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Josephine’s concern for the Inquisitor’s safety during the duel is so sweet but also so funny. We’re talking about someone who’s fought demons, ogres, high dragons, has traveled through time, can zip and unzip the fade like a fanny pack, faced wannabe gods and survived, may or may not be God’s chosen, and is leading one of the biggest military powers in the entire continent. I don’t think Fiancé Whatshisname even crossed their radar as a worrisome threat, dealing with him was probably on the agenda somewhere between Kill Eldritch Horrors and Lunchtime
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batterycows · 19 days ago
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✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #388 )✅️
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batterycows · 20 days ago
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Kinda wish Cullen would’ve stood up to Meredith when she declared the rite of annulment, since he was opposed to it anyhow, and not just when she turned against Hawke. It would’ve made his redemption in DAI at least 4.5 times more convincing to me
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batterycows · 21 days ago
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Rip the grey wardens they would’ve loved dialysis
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batterycows · 22 days ago
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Was sitting there feeling all hurt that Fenris would encourage Hawke to help annul the circle, which includes Bethany, when I remembered it was only recently that Fenris’ own sister, a mage, sold him out to his slaver to become a magister, and he doesn’t hesitate to kill her over it. Of course every mage in the Gallows would doom them all to become magisters if they could, including Bethany, his own sister did so after all. That’s why you can’t give them the chance
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batterycows · 23 days ago
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And just you wait til Hawke finds out Varric gave the key to Kirkwall to the Inquisitor instead
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