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this was me when I finished harry potter and then started the mortal instruments

When you finally finish a loooooong series of books ... and then fall straight into a new one:

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you think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. it just makes them dead.

burr, july 1804 (via incorrecthamiltonquotess)

but did you know this was originally a quote from voldermort from a very potter musical ????

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alex: george, i think you should play the role of my father

washington: i don't want to be your father

alex: great, you already know the lines

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if i had a gun with two bullets and i was in the same room as king george iii, charles lee, and thomas jefferson, i’d shoot jefferson twice.

alex at some point probably (via incorrecthamiltonquotess)

me at every point 

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okay but am I the only one who screamed when I saw “perry” on kimmy schidmt because it made me happy and also hate kimmy bc she kissed him 

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I'm a month late but I don't even care I need my pan scan 

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN

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PHEACKER is otp and anyone who disagrees can meet me in the pit 

yo wanna read my indulgent pheacker fic?

no?

ok

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I just screamed !!!! ily lin 

Au Meme : Lin-Manuel Miranda talks about about how lucky he is to be in a relationship with you.

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AHHHH>...pheacker is otp *cries*

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HEY!

hey guys, this is my very cringey first post .....don't worry it will get better...at some point