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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.
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Nooo Dexter: Original Sin don't whitewash Harry Morgan's morality...
Don't retcon him into being reluctant to sleep with Laura Moser when we already know he was choosing CIs based on their fuckability.
Don't retcon Brian into already being a bad guy even before watching his mother be brutally murdered, thereby justifying Harry's decision to abandon a five year old because he could 'see the evil in him'.
You were doing so well in New Blood when you FINALLY called his actions towards Dexter child abuse...
#and what if i said it’s still bad to abandon a 5 year old with behavioral issues even when they’re severe?#mr moral code throwing a 5 year old to the foster care system separating him from his only family#like fuxk you dude still
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if debra morgan has no fans i am dead
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oh you wanted a DAIKON radish i’ll just…put this away…
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jilt your boss, quit without a 2 weeks notice
are other things ever jilted or is it just ex-lovers?
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at any given moment part of my brain is screaming I SHOULD BE EATING SMOKED SALMON RIGHT NOW. torment
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It doesn't matter if that fic has been in your drafts for years and is now self-indulgent to the point of parody. If Steven Moffatt is allowed to do it professionally, you are allowed to do it for fun.
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People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".
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Genuinely don’t know if it’s been said before but I love the commitment to not naming anything. The program is called The Substance. The talk show is called The Show. The New Year’s Eve special is called the New Year’s Eve special. Sue is just Sue. The most intricately-named thing is a cookbook that maybe gets 15 seconds of screentime. If you want details fuck you. It’s great and I love it
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she’s our train wreck and she’s beautiful
janine teagues is literally the greatest character of all time because when you're introduced to her you see her color coded binders and relentless optimism & perfection and think ok type a personality nothing we haven't seen before in a sitcom lead and then you actually get to know her and you realize she's nuts. eats a fermenting sandwich because it looked alright to her. owns only four spices, two of which are salt. has probably lived in the same shitass studio apartment right out of college. harrased kevin hart on social media because she thought he might be her dad. most catastrophic mommy issues to ever grace television. and of course one of the most beautiful women alive by virtue of being played by quinta brunson
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