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Speaking two languages in a sentence because you're a multicultural bastard.

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Worst fear in a relationship: he doesn’t like football

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“#BeliebersWantOneDirectionDead” hey buddy :) hows the sixth grade going :))))

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If you have blackheads on your nose: Mix together half a spoon of honey and half a spoon of cinnamon. Put enough of the mixture to cover your nose and then massage for 3 mins. Wash it off with warm water and most of the blackheads should be gone!

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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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some of y’all should stop acting like every single player in your team is an angel sent from heaven because there are problematic players in nearly every single team lmao

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Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

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Thanks it’s terrible

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bayern win

yayern

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so i was watching the goblet of fire last night…

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don’t ever tell a boy he looks good because it makes them crazy and they do things like start youtube channels

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Times when footballers look sexy:

1.When they get off their team bus nonchalantly, wearing trackpants and a hoodie with cool Nikes and headphones and an expensive watch carrying a huge sports bag

2. In a perfectly tailored suit that is fitted enough to show their sexy bods but not so fitted as to be douchey with their hair fixed, smiling at cameras at a big event

3.On the field with sweat dripping down their brows and passion in their eyes, playing their hearts out and doing what they love

4. At training wearing their kit with a long sleeved shirt and a beanie messing around but still working hard

5. At interviews talking nervously but honestly esp. if they don’t speak good English

6. All the fucking time, because they’re FOOTBALLERS

7. FOOTBALLERS

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Riding Puppy 

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Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality

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