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bayofmistakes · 47 minutes
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Me trying to inherit the earth: is somebody gonna match my meek
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bayofmistakes · 6 days
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thinking about this today
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bayofmistakes · 1 month
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Sam Reichssian dolls
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bayofmistakes · 2 months
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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bayofmistakes · 2 months
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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot
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bayofmistakes · 2 months
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sun bleached flies
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bayofmistakes · 2 months
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How did you know?
TWIN PEAKS
S02 E09 Arbitrary Law
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bayofmistakes · 4 months
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bayofmistakes · 4 months
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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
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bayofmistakes · 5 months
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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
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bayofmistakes · 6 months
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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
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bayofmistakes · 7 months
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i hope these guys find their cat :(
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BtVS 2x03 "School Hard" | AtS 2x19 "Belonging"
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bayofmistakes · 7 months
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Okay, so I don't know if anyone else has payed much attention to this moment but there is a scene in early season six after Spoke amd Buffy had sex for the first time and Spike says something completely unhinged along the lines of: "you can't act all high and mighty with me anymore, slayer. I know where you live. I've tasted it", right? And so, before I had tumblr I spent a lot of time on pinterest and I came across a post that was screenshots of that scene. Now, in the comments someone had written something along the lines of: "tasted where she lives? So he licked her house?". And. For some reason. This was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever read. So, without further ado, the reason for this post:
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bayofmistakes · 7 months
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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bayofmistakes · 8 months
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bayofmistakes · 8 months
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: <- a bite mark
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bayofmistakes · 8 months
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my utopia has disability in it. my utopia includes free healthcare and no-questions welfare and state-funded carers. my utopia includes building requirements that centre disabled bodies — ramps and lifts and dimmer switches and braille signs. my utopia has disability in it. because without disability, it’s not much of a utopia at all
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