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Put salt on your face and just watch

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Getting really into wwdits

Dear Diary,

Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.

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Meanwhile, Instagram showing me my 451st bra ad of the day (I No Longer Have Tits):

Tumblr keeps showing me these ads for HOT GAY MEN IN YOUR AREA and I don’t know how to-

Like yes? technically I am gay?? but absolute wrong direction my guy, I don’t want these hot muscle men someone else take them

(still better than 90% of Instagram ads though thank you tumblr)

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Joshler fanart on my Instagram explore in this year of our lord 2025…

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you know what really gets my goat?

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

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Worked at a weird hippy summer camp for years and had a kid that would just bring raw onion for snack time and eat it like an apple and I had to tell the other kids not to yuck his yum cause bullying is bad but in my head I was confused and angry and scared

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I rewatched Crush (2022) yesterday and Now Im Gay

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To be clear my (queer) sister taught this to me, my “straight” dad uses it, and I love both meanings but I feel the second definition In My Bones (I am a bisexual)

fucked up that tiktok straight girls use The Ick to mean their unreasonable dating standards when it’s actually the perfect description of how it feels to take your fourth bite of scrambled eggs

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I have the flu and have been switching between nbc Hannibal and storage wars like switching between shotgunning shitty beer at a Midwest college party and taking hits from a stolen cigarette also at a shitty Midwest college party

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Gonna be busy for the next 24-48 hours. Essay about how I’m scared of rabbits in horror genres that’s due tomorrow can wait.

oooo if yall saw the look my dog gave me when my alarm went off 2inches from her face at 5am.

The ebook has been submitted at both D2D and Amazon. Maybe it'll go live before I have to leave? (final big push of the move today -- leaving here in an hour to go disassemble furniture and load it onto a truck. 1000% bored of boxes)

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The hat man owes me money

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“I don’t want to see a pregnant twink on my… actually ever. I don’t want to see one ever.” —mutual, on omegaverse pregnancy

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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Next Halloween I’d better see couples recreating the 1903 Wizard of Oz play’s promotional photos of the tin man and scarecrow.

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I will eat the unfinished droid microplastics

@beach-trash-360 tagged me in something called room theft, so pick an item (and do not actually steal please. Take the metaphysical version or something)

I think I have to pass it on, but I don’t know many people on here yet, so @thesuperiorpotatofarmer interested?

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@chiropteracupola tagged me in room theft and has assured me no one will sneak into my room to steal my stuff so…

@die-linux-konigin-2 @getblobbedcomics ily forever wanna join?