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when you need someone for mission that no one can do, you call him. you could kill this guy today, but when your wife gives birth tomorrow, he'd pop out instead to shoot you with a gun he hid away in your wife's ass last week

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every crew's got one or more

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here's a reaction image i made preemptively and never used

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she's getting serious

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IDEA: closed caption that reads [all clapping except for one guy who sucks]

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break da cycle

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so inspiring when he said this

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no one had it tougher than this classic protagonist

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happy valentine's day

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zsnes... welcome to the resistance

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i can't be held responsible for my reading comprehension within an hour of looking at cisco packet tracer

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call me zhuge liang the way i am sleeping

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IDEA: punisher-style vigilante calling himself John Millimeter because it sounds like nine millimeter, whose career falls apart when a new enemy of his says "what's a millimeter, your DICK?"

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a good diversity hire would've been someone who's actually good at encounter design

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i uhhhhh read those for the articles

[magazine falls open and all the articles consist of ASCII art in the shape of nude women]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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wow damn hello everybody

maybe i should actually post on here

if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr