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who let this bird on the train

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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i'm interrogating the cat

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Source

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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

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ds9 meets text posts pt 2 of ????

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musician girls 🎶 i love all the instruments found in iranian music and wanted to combine that with my love for traditional attire!

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babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

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the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

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having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.

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Mama and cubs Mara Plains Camp, Kenya Photographed by Suzi Eszterhas

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that's me in the corner

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happy pride month in the US to everyone who was eligible to vote who voted for Kamala Harris and no one else in the US

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my experience reading the murderbot diaries 👍

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It's not a matter of matching each other's freaks. It's not even the matter of being enticed by, scared of, encouraging towards each other's freaks. With them it's the matter of putting two absolute freaks together and suddenly there being a third entire new freak. A freak that was nourished pampered parented evolved built sculpted raised eco-grown, an entire new freak that represents what those two freaks are morphed into when put together. Like both their private freaks are still there, but now there's a bunch of freaky criss-crossed bridges between them and that jungle of connections can be counted as its own entity too. Are you gobbling up what I'm smacking down