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man

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we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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thoughts on dead poets society tattoo??? thoughts?? tattoo???

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@maxe-murderer look at this

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THATS CAUSE HE IS THE OG ARTHUR!!! FUCK THE FRENCH FUCK THE ENGLISH LONG LIVE WELSH/ROMANO-BRITTON ARTHUR!!! (I am writing a research proposal about this)

I love how pagan BBCs Merlin is. Like is this Arthur even Christian like in most preserved texts? I doubt it! He celebrates all the pagan holidays. The holy grail? Nay, the cup of life. He's also?? Not? English??? Like the Saxons are a separate entity and are against him? Merlin's Camelot comes across as an entirely fictional place rather than a place in England anyhow. The druids and magic are called the Old Religion, but there isn't like a New Religion in the show. Uther was just like enough of this sorcery we are going Secular!

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me in my final essay

It’s all inevitable and all his fault

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ren fair fit this year kinda popped off

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This is so late and I’m so terribly sorry but here is my work for Etherialki @sankttealeaf’s fic Blessed are the Merciful (For they Shall Obtain Mercy)!

Materialki:

@maxe-murderer (here)

@mitraavrs (here)

And a special thanks to our Corporalki @gimmedafood for betaing the fic!

Shoutout to everyone else who worked on GVBB and you should go check out their posts!!

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we should be terrified of sharks (and the appalachians) but not for the reasons most would think. i agree.

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@maxe-murderer u. just. just the whole thing. is u

director i’m working with: can we have this character wearing three distinct outfits, all full body coverage, dark colors and tight fabrics, all layered on top of each other, for this film we’re shooting outdoors in July? 

me: ……………………………….. no 

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hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

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I love working in a basement. Out here hearing all sorta of noises. Fnaf ambient sounds coming from the hallway rn

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happy national boyfriend day cause i have one of those!

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Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.