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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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While dancing to music you jokingly reach your hand out to your cat and ask “May we have this dance?”, when suddenly your cat places their paw onto your reached out hand, turns human, and says “I thought you’d never ask”.

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apparently nobody's made an accessible list of the songs on that abbhorently lovely grimace bday playlist so i'm gonna do that in a bit

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coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.

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does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

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Seriously love trans women. If you are a trans woman love yourself. I know it's hard, I'm not all the way there some weeks myself. But you have to do it. Love your sisters. See yourself in them. In the way their voice sounds. The little spot of stubble she missed. The hunch where she tries to make her shoulders seem not so broad. The baggy clothes because dysphoria just Was Not Having It today. How her eyes like up when you're tender to her. The way she giggles when something hits the girl brain just right. We're all reflections of one another, learn to love the girl in the mirror. We are all we have. I love you.

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My friend are u ok, that post was reblogged in December

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Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

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Dear Mr. Neil Gaiman

Is there hope?

Signed a Scared teenager

There's always hope. Sometimes it's the last thing left.

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dibujín chistosín antes de irme a mimir.

translation for the panas overseas :]

Ness: I had put my borger here >:( Ness: Where is ma borger?? Lucas: Ahaha... uh... I dunno? (he put it back into the trash bin)

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why the fuck is an art of Addie saying "shit your pants" currently the one art that's gotten any sort of traction rn lmao

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

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Wow, hey fellas, it's been a while. Things have been A Time, but every few weeks I find myself thinking over this blog and what I wanted to do with it. It's been a whoooole long time, though, and I want to hear your thoughts on things. I have no idea how many folks are around these days but I literally cannot sleep right now and want to make this before it eats away at my brain.

Would def appreciate hearing from people on this, so if you know people who may have opinions, see if they feel like voting.

(i may write things out into a fanfic if i can smooth out all the knots of the plot anyways since, dang. the first years of plot are a mess and make me cringe every time. :') )

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the funniest thing about the tiktok tradwife craze is people learning financial abuse exists but like, as a hypothetical. "wait what if the relationship doesn't work out and you have nothing of your own and nowhere to go?" congratulations you figured out a common reason people remain in abusive relationships and why it's important to maintain some level of financial independence

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Dock Talk! (she/her for both)