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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me

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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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"Ok well white people arent the majority because on Earth they only make up-"

I DONT WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU, YOU LITERALLY HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN ME IN THE COUNTRY WE LIVE IN.

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I did this to tsukuyomi a lot but I did pay her back before she died so I feel like its an edward elric "equivalent exchange" kind of deal right...?

Being short has its benefits, see. People think I'm cute so that makes them more susceptible to having their wallets stolen. they're just so distracted by how squishy my face is they don't even notice my hand reaching for their purse

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Being short has its benefits, see. People think I'm cute so that makes them more susceptible to having their wallets stolen. they're just so distracted by how squishy my face is they don't even notice my hand reaching for their purse

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Retaliation

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I like dropping little vague hints of lore here its so funny "Byakuya are you gay?" you need to find out like its an ace attorney thing

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So jealous of bugs. Why do they get the jelly cups and I dont?

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Something about cockroaches is that u can pet them

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Bald moodboard

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Gonna be roach posting or something, be warned. <- guy that likes hissing roaches

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"Oh I'm just a nice guy, haha!" YOU TWO TIMED A GIRL. YOU ARE ALREADY IN A DEVOTED RELATIONSHIP. THE GIRL YOU DONT EVEN LIKE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA TILL MY FRIENDS TOLD HER. SHE ALREADY CALLED HERSELF YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR A MONTH?? YOUVE REPEATEDLY BROKEN PEOPLE'S BOUNDARIES??? like ohh my god bro 😭

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Ohhh, I get it! My body is too used to sleeping 6 hours! (slept early and woke up at like 3 AM twice)

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I dont understand super christian gamers that hate on 'demonic' video game series while... playing similar games...?

'I hate that game, they characters are all named after demons!' Yeees...? I dont know how to break it to you but you play a dating sim where you date actual demons.

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