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rouxls' section in the wikipedia article for deltarune characters is really funny to me
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introducing my own undertale au where asriel is named togore. nothing else changes
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manifestation journal:
there will be a camp jupiter series with jason reyna and octavians backstories
there will be a camp jupiter series with jason reyna and octavians backstories
there will be a camp jupiter series with jason reyna and octavians backstories
there will be a camp jupiter series with jason reyna and octavians backstories
there will be a camp jupiter series with jason reyna and octavians backstories
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my favorite kind of gift will always be homemade pastries/baked goods. it's like a little piece of heaven made just for me. screw "do you like the cookies i made for you? they're kind of burnt :(". girl. I eat school chalk (willingly). I couldn't care less if the cookies you made especially for me taste somewhat burnt. that gift will make me feel ecstatic for the rest of the week. (that last part is kind of literal if the baked goods are poisoned.)
but like for real getting gifts like that make me feel warm and gooey all over (not because of how good they taste but just the feeling of being thought of yaknow. remembered.)

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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this
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never not bringing up this comment its the funniest thing ever

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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listen if youre gonna write anything about piper and leo in the wilderness program, at least learn what they are. its not a school. its not a summer camp. its legalized child abuse.
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when the romanticism wears off and I realize how long I spent losing my marbles over an actual literal loser


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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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