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Workout For Daily Life

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the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic

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Kind of gives you chills .

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The spirit of a Generation

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my New Year’s kiss is gonna be a shot of vodka

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Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

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the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

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u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

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can i stay at your place? no hobo

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Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen