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COMMISSION DUMP

Emergency ART COMMISSIONS HERE

Tf commissions by @piecesofbread

Oc commission by @tokenstraightman, @spookyyami

Thank you for commissioning me. 🙇‍♂️

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BOOOO FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DISRESPECT THE ARTIST'S WISHES BOOOOO!!!

THEY SAID NOT TO MAKE C.AI OF THEIR AU GODDAMMIT!!!

BOOOOO FOR THE LOSEEEERS!!! TOMATO TOMATO TOMAAAATOOOOO!!!

Gang listen, listen, IDGAF if yo writing shit or your art ain't good. If the artist/author says do not feed their works to AI, then DO FUCKING-NOT FEED THEIR WORKS TO AI.

I cannot believe that I have to say this, but do please do NOT make character AIs of any of the characters from my Cat Shelter AU. It disrespects the very concept behind my work and goes against everything I stand for as an artist.

I am checking.

If I find out people are going against my wishes, I don’t know what I’ll do, but deleting my content is an option.

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I want to pick up old megs, he is just a glorboob. Imagine you're bigger than him, a shuttle. Buckethead just having his usual outburst then you just pick up this grumpy warlord, smother his face with kisses and he won't even remember what the hell he was mad at (it was Starscream), just smiling like a big ol' idiot. Please let me be sweet to this evil old mech, I want him to be drunk off the affection like he drank high grade, make him start giggling and shit. Hold him close like a teddy bear as he listens to your spark hum. Bro barely sleeps on his berth, due to your size you're the berth now. Please I need to kiss g1 megsies

This Y'all?

Omfg its silly husband and sweet giant spouse.

Tbh, the majority of the Decepticons, if they did something wrong or feel gloomy you are def their comfort bot. The hugs will ground and warm them. Unofficial parent in the base.

Megs will boast about you anytime, anywhere. Like he'll be in the middle of a fist fight with prime next thing, ya know Megatron is all smug and be like "You may have the matrix, but you don't have a conjunx like mine! I hope you'll be aaaaaall lonely foreveeeer!!! >:)"

If Megatron's so angry, there are two things you'd prob do. 1.) Air jail, not to punish him, but to make sure when he's enraged he doesn't hit you (he'll never hit you intentionally girlie, he love you too much for that) and he doesn't start chasing Starscream. 2.) Is where he's gloomy like sad wife moment, then that's when you hug him and let him hear your spark hum. Peppering his face with kisses too and stroke his ego, too that yes he's the strongest and the best Decepticon leader.

It'd be tots adorbs if Giant Y/N wears lipstick and proceeds to kiss Meggy with purple lipstick, got him kicking his ped like a high school girl and shit. And yes that fucker wears it to battle with a fucking smirk.

The sleeping headcanon is also tots cyute, like the only time Meggy feels calm is being held by you while being lulled to sleep. Cause one time he wasn't able to sleep properly with you, he was cranky in battle. UwU

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TERMS OF SERVICE, CONDITIONS AND RULES

-Transformers/Mechs, Humans, Humanoids, Stylized Stickmen.

-OCs, Canon Characters.

-OC x Canon, OC x OC, Canon x Canon.

-Suggestive, Yandere, Robot Gore.

-Furries. (Idk how to draw them gang)

-Straight up Nsfw.

PAYMENT

-After final sketch, half of the payment will be taken as a DEPOSIT, and then after the final commission the last half will be made.

-I have the right to refuse if I feel uncomfortable or I can't take commissions right away. However you can be in the waiting list.

-DO NOT feed my works to AI.

-I can protect the commission with Glaze and Nightshaded for free if requested.

Emergency Commissions

Hello, I know that I don't usually want to promote my commisions cause I don't want to bombard you guys with it. However, I needed to do these commissions to help out my mom and be able to be flexible to watch over my baby brother, who is in the spectrum, and I currently am applying for employment at the same time. So, for the time being, if you want to commission me or like, too, DM me in either my accounts here on Tumblr to commission an artwork or just ask a question about it!

I'm also planning to open Patreon for Valve Plug (reader x tf or bot x bot), uncensored/unposted/sketches content, or a community voted artworks if possible.

This will not be my main source of income. it's just temporary until I get a job.

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I'm glad you like it!

Also, check out their YT channel! Got some good shit there, too! 👍

🎨 Look at these adorable little Magos charms I commissioned from @justarandomweeb ! ⚙️✨

They were super friendly and really listened to all my weird requests! Totally will commission them again! 🙏

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Just Unhinge and batshit evil Y/N shitpost. [I was feeling a little evil today >:)]

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Any Yandere Bot: I'm madly in love with you.

Y/N: Why don't we shut the fuck up for one second?

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Yandere Bot: NO, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME! YOU BELONG TO ME!

Y/N: Not if I kill myself first-

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Yandere Bot: Why don't you love me...? *sobbing*

Y/N: Not in this economy good fella, have you visited a fucking therapist?

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Yandere Bot: I just want to protect you! Why can't you understand that?! The world will hurt you and take you away from me!

Y/N: Yeaaaah, no thanks, buddy. I'll take a stabbing on London, a bullet from America, and a punch from Canada over the restrictions. Have you ever lived in a very restrictive family? It's very exhausting, I'm telling you that much.

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Yandere Bot: If I could, I want to make you like me... I don't want you to die and to be all alone.

Y/N: That sentence makes me wish death comes in speeding towards me like a truck on fire and kills me like a bug being swatted while my blood and flesh splatters on the floor and walls as you clean up my remains with your bare metal hands.

Yandere Bot: *sobbing*

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random cowformers soundwave!

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I think he's pretty neat. :)

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Tbf, while Tfa Sentinel is Xenophobic? Organiphobic? Humanphobic? With that fact I know he will noooot touch you till he's comfortable, like my mech here isn't gonna be an insufferable horndog (I'm looking at Bee and Hot Rod) in the first many of months with you, not even in a romantic aspect, just in general. Def the slowest slow burn in the office gang.

Like I appreciate you wanna smash me, but please take me out to dinner before I blow your back. 🤨🙄

But probably after that stage, he's gonna be a pillow princess whether he likes it or not (he def does). 😈

It's funny to think that yan!TFA Optimus and Sentinel could possibly the most sane if you think about it

Bumblebee is mega super ultra annoying (/aff), Prowl would gouge someones eyeballs out if they looked at you incorrectly, the decepticons being. well, decepticons. the Jettwins would be INSUFFERABLE (also /aff)

worst thing Optimus would do is be really clingly and Sentinel would just kinda be annoying but thats just me thinking,,,

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Emergency Commissions

Hello, I know that I don't usually want to promote my commisions cause I don't want to bombard you guys with it. However, I needed to do these commissions to help out my mom and be able to be flexible to watch over my baby brother, who is in the spectrum, and I currently am applying for employment at the same time. So, for the time being, if you want to commission me or like, too, DM me in either my accounts here on Tumblr to commission an artwork or just ask a question about it!

I'm also planning to open Patreon for Valve Plug (reader x tf or bot x bot), uncensored/unposted/sketches content, or a community voted artworks if possible.

This will not be my main source of income. it's just temporary until I get a job.

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GHOST APARTMENTS

Transformers x Human! Reader

Log#01 Crying in the Halls

Tw: Yandere themes, Dead bots, spooky shit

[A/N] No beta read we ballin.

You'd be damned if you'd be losing any more tenants... well, all of them actually lost all 3 of them. So, as the Landowner, you went and investigated the sightings of the supposed ghost.

"Soooo... tenant one said he saw a large figure standing on the corridor crying. Of fucking course a crying goddamn ghost in the corner, classic. They must be high or something, no such things as ghosts." You grumbled. Only your footstep and the hum of the air conditioner were bouncing off the walls, and cool air cradles your skin in the quiet night. You finally reach the hallway where the last ghost was told to be seen. Then your flashlight flickered, and you smacked it against your palm.

"Goddammit, not now. I know that my battery is still decent for fuck's sake, ain't no way this is a horror movie." Grumbling in annoyance. Then suddenly, you heard a cry. You looked up from your now dead flashlight to see a tall Cybertronian, its helm blue, but its colors muted. It was wearing a navy blue business suit, and it's back facing you not noticing your presence.

You blinked and rubbed your eye. there's no way you're seeing a ghost. Let alone Cybertronian Ghosts, it's unheard of. It should be that their soul goes to the All Spark Well as you have learned from history class. It's not supposed to be possible. You assumed maybe this is a prank, and that idea irks you that maybe some pranksters thought it would be a good idea to ruin people's livelyhoods and source of income.

"Hey! I don't know what business you got here in this building, but you weren't invited! I suggest your leave, or I'll call the cops for trespassing punk!" You angryly stomp towards the crying figure, only to step back when you were 2 steps away from it. You observe that his body is somewhat translucent, his pedes aren't touching the ground, and he's just hovering in thin air.

He turns around. His Cybertronian eyes were supposed to be light up with color was just pitched black, his cheeks painted with streaks of black tar like running tears. His face grim like he has so much guilt behind his back, his posture hunch like he doesn't deserve to be alive.

"Oh... I'm sorry... I have nowhere to go... I..." The figure's eyes cries more of that black tar like tears down its cheeks as he rubs his elbows for comfort. "This is the place I know... I'm sorry if I caused any trouble..."

You felt grief from him. You expected to be killed or at least hurt by the ghost, but no. You tilted your head. Maybe you were stupid or secretly a genius with a big brain idea, but my god, your heart bleeds for him. His sense of loss resonates with you. You gently grab his servos, and with confidence, you asked him.

"If you have nowhere to go, do you want to live in my apartment?"

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God forbid she takes drugs. 🙄🙄🙄

Femmes and Gentlemechs I welcome come you the bitch who will make fun of god, Poppers.

HCs:

-Unlicensed Pharmacist and Medic, she knows how much dosage you need in a glance.

-Immune to 99% of drugs either for medical or illegal.

-Her "hair" is split copper wires.

-Part of the Silver Line Homecoming Rescue Squad. (SLHRS)

-Has stopped abusing drugs. However, she sometimes gets into a relapse that her spark goes to the well. She meets up with the Primes often in her visit in the well, doesn't know why it keeps on happening, but she gets info from the primes and a bit of the future.

-Pretends to be the stereotype because even if she tried to show everybody she's changed her ways and tells them about the warnings the Primes gave her, she gave up and just became the stereotypical illegal drug abuser as a mask.

-Found family is the Silver Line Crew, ofc. She'll definitely consider you a friend, but it'll take a lot for her to open up to you like the crew.

-Unofficial therapist of the crew.

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GHOST APARTMENTS

Transformers x Human! Reader

Log#00 Prologue before the hauntings

Tw: Yandere themes, Dead Bots, mentions of suicide and self harm, Spooky shit.

You worked so hard in your entire life, part-time jobs here and there, you've gained a lot of experience and connections, yet you wanted to retire despite being in your early 20s. During your walk in the theme park, with sickenly delicious treats in each hand, and you have a celebration alone after accumulating a huge amount of money from the hard work you've done. You thought to yourself, what should I do with the money? Pondering and wondering as you munch on the snacks, you had an idea! A rental apartment! You definitely would earn a passive income and achieve your dream early retirement while at it. Gobbling the last bite, you quickly type out in your phone an appointment with a real estate for the earliest scheduled meeting they can offer.

2 days passed by, and you're sitting in an office and a smiling businessman in front of you, his hair shiny and glossy with his signature smile you've seen in the poster of his office window before you came in. His navy blue suit looked crisp and uncrinkled, and his face was freshly powdered to cover his aging.

"Welcome to my office, Mx. (L/N) It's nice to meet you. What can I do for you today?" He smiles with his pearly white teeth. He poise himself with a straighted back and still shoulders.

"I want to buy an apartment building, and I want to know my options." You replied, "budget doesn't matter, but location do."

"And what location do you want to buy it from?"

"Ummm, in the side of the city, the northwest near the forest."

The agent quickly opened his drawer from the filing cabinet, his fingers glided on the names till he found the right one. Gingerly picking the folder that was is needed and gently placed on the desk infront of you.

"Here are the buildings in that area. There's this building on 678 Byorne St, which holds 8 apartments, although small, it is near a school and is near the park. 891 E Kaine St, holds 24 apartments. It's a little far from the forest, but it gives the perfect view of it and the beach as well! 768 Ting Hasture St holds 54 apartments, quite the luxury building, however its needs heavy maintenance 24/7 and security guard. Of course, all of them have elevators and parking spaces for the rentors as well as a roof pool on the later two."

"Hmmmm, I'll take building on E Kaine. It seems to be a good spot and like the deal with it." You point on the map.

"Of course! Now, how do you want to make the payment?" The man pips the question, "if you can't pay in full, we can do plans for it! We have options that can help out with the payment." The agent was about to reach for the flyer but you cut him short.

"Oh, don't worry, I can pay in full!"

"That's great!" The real estate agent glees.

For the next 3 weeks, you prepared your apartment building, basic yet up to date furniture and house appliances. You were happy with the results, and you've finally reached your dream of retiring early. That may have cut short after some complaints...

"GRYAAAH DUDE THERE WAS A GHOST ON THE CORNER OF MY ROOM! FORGET THE DEPOSIT I'M OUT OF HERE!"

"I HAVE HAND MARKS IN MY ARM WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BUILDING!?"

"I'M LEAVING, I'M LEAVING, I'M LEAVING, I CAN HEAR THEM! AAAAAAGHHH-"

Uuuugh, who the hell is ruining your business?! Better find the bottom of this, or you won't achieve your dreams if retiring early.

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Sneak Peak

A series inspired *cough* from a horror comedy manga called Wakeari Shinrei Mansion. It's pretty good if you like people making more ghosts confused and derp faced.

In summary of this series, tf (any continuity) bots have turned into ghouls, vengful spirits, ghosts, an urban legend, a small god, or a cryptid. It could be from any cause from a gang shoot out, police operation gone wrong, accident, anything and everything that can and will kill you.

And YOUR place in this story? You recruited them to live in your apartment, and whatever they're good at, you introduce them to connections you had while working in different jobs, of course. I wouldn't go much in detail, but from what I can say is that be careful even if they're docile, they wouldn't take kindly to intruders.

Anywho, here's a snippet and poll for what to do to Rung!

Snippet one: Rung is the exorcist who is in shock when he heard about someone housing spirits into their building. Rushing as fast as he can, he tried to persuade you that you need your building exorcise. But after spending time with you and near the building, he understood your potential to turn these apparitions docile without harm. He asks you if he can work under you, in the pretense of protecting you and helping you recruit ghost to rehabilitate them. (More like to have the privilege of sleeping in the same room as you *cough*) as well as covering you from the exorcist clan.

Snippet two: Rung is the second ghost you've encountered. However, he was very hostile unknowingly. He was deep asleep as his apparition was hurting and cursing everywhere it went. Having to look for his *bones* in a broken and abandoned temple to purify it from a purple miasma. He thanks you for saving him and waking him up from the cursed slumber. You offered him a place to stay in your apartment building in return. You introduced him to a close friend to work as a therapist to pay back rent. One day, he will tell you his real name, but right now, just call him Rung. It's time for him to call his disciples to prepare a wedding worthy for both of you.

And yes, there will be lore for either the two you folks pick. Ehe.

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Hello! Saw your ask box was open and was wondering if you could just have Starscream doing the Cybertronian Equivalent of a bird courting/mating dance (go crazy with what exactly the dance is), and GN! (If you can Seeker) Reader with a stern personality but also being painfully oblivious as to what Screamers trying to do. Maybe the other deceptions (Knockout, Breakdown, Soundwave, & Megatron) are either trying to help Screamer or laugh at him-

I apologize if this is too much. I hope you recover soon!

A/N: I didn't read knockout and breack down I though this was G1 not TFP- WJCBIABFAAA-

Edit: I drew this in my phone.

Also dw I'm all healed up, its just I have so many things to do (job application, babysitting, etc.)

I think it would be more funny if it was a Praxian Reader. Praxians do have wings, but they don't have the Seeker mating program. And I think I saw that once artwork of that StarBee ship that Star loooove Bee's wings, and that he unintentionally adapted some seeker habits (frag me flutters, etc.)

Oh noooone of the co-workers (Meggy, Sounders and Shockers) are gonna help him, I mean the fucker was a pain in the ass so its to be fair that they do not explain why the fuck Screamer is try'na gift shiny but junk shit to you nor why is he doing loops on the why with some weird ass symbols.

His trine, they'll def explain, but they'll enjoy this whole shit first. TC feels bad but omg its his fucking guilty pleasure, he def made a fanfic about this and SW is there for the shits and giggles.

Starscream, oh he's fucking embarrassed, but omg you're so hot ahahaha- like please end his suffering. Him going googoo gaga over you is a blow in his ego, but when you say thank you to his trinket giving he's threw the fucking roof. You unintentionally sending him signals with your small door wings? He's gripping his thighs to not mate with you without clarifying.

Why not tell you face to face? Its his Pride and Ego, its embarrassing for him to ask you out like a normal fucking bot.

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A gift for my bestie @rotting-decepticon

Yandere Skyfire is worried, why are you with the enemy Y/N!

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Chat save me please...

My Father is making the atrocious Rage Bait Ground Beef wrapped spaghetti...

You have to tell your cybertronian guardians that "no" putting the food in whatever power that rivals the sun will shorten the cooking process, and it will kill your oven.

That yes there is a cooking techniques and rules when it comes to cooking, you cannot put it all unpeeled, uncut, and unrefined ingredients and let it all boil, that not how soup works.

That's not just because it's made of flesh, I'm not going to eat a gator and snakes as a substitute to chicken, the groceries is just a min walk please let me grab the chicken.

Oh yeah, allergies too, that yes, the fuel that keeps us humans alive may have some ingredients that will literally kill us if we consume it, dw we got epipens if not, we'll jhst suffocate to death.

And whatever you see in Facereels "chefs" doesn't mean its good food. You don't know rage bait food? Oh let me explain so there's this bi-

Save me gang I don't wanna eat it...

Update: the spaghetti taste burnt, the beef lacks salt and all I can smell bell peppers and onions but I can't taste them.