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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

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this popped up in my mind the second I saw the meme and I HAD to draw it

Also first tumblr post in starclan knows how long-

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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Kinda love when he does this

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whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

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"i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked the weird gay court jester and he gave me a foreboding omen in the form of a riddle. we are are not the same

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he or perhaps his brother would do numbers on here

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fuck you *echoes your tv*

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i thought tumblr would like this tiktok i made

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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

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*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

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i was born inside the wii system then i became a real boy i want to go back