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Guys, there are these suuuupeeer niche and unknown set of novels, you might have not heard of them. They are by this guy called Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... Reallyy obscure guy, and they are about this detective called Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson and they solve MYSTERIES. I'm not hoping you have heard of them, as I said, he is SUPER underground ☝️

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Wait, hear me out an ace attorney animatic with the song. "I've heard it both ways" from psych : the musical (shawn being phoenix gus being maya and lassie being miles )

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I was gonna be depressed but then I made a bunch of unfunny, outdated jokes with Manfred so of course I'm making you all witness them whether you want to or not.

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The puzzle stream

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Hamilrat :)

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I wish there was a fandom for every single classic, like why can't I find fannart of "promesse de l'aube"?

And I dont mean it in the pretentious way. I mean it in the real fandom way, like fannarts, fics, unpopular opinions, etc

I believe that would make reading classics 10 times more enjoyable

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I hate when watson just quotes stories that never happened . Why is this mf gatekeeping us

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Just found out about caractere ai, I want to pull off my eyeballs, throw them in a bucket of bleach to then drink it all, and probably just go to hell directly bcs wth did I just witness

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im basically sherlock holmes except. im not a genius. or a detective. and i cant play the violin, or any instrument for that matter. my morals could use some work. I don't like talking to people at all. I'm actually really organized and messes make me overwhelmed. I dont even like having an irregular routine. and I am actually afraid of breaking rules. im not even a middle aged british man.

but like. im weird like him. I get bored really easily and im miserable when understimulated. I like music. I can give decent advice to people. I like solving mysteries. I don't gaf about what's going on in outer space. I get up at all sorts of irregular hours. I'm aroace (I think). I prefer to think logically because emotions actually confuse me a lot. I can come off as cold and mean because I don't really know how to express myself properly yet. My soulmate is whoevers willing to deal with my bs.

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Don't talk to me, a creeper killer my dog

I hate those fuckers with all my life

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#real

“I’ve dealt with unicorns before and if I had to describe them in one word it would be ‘frustrating.’“

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I'm still waiting for the kamala Harris vs. trump erb . Imagine the verses

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I tried to draw house from memory , and the voices in my head begged me to give him long curly hair. idk what's wrong with me

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I was scrolling on pinterest, and I just discovered the TV show jeeves and wooster and OMFG I love it and I will sure as hell harrass every single one of my friends to wach it with me also it's also a book and it's sound so funny I need it in my life now

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What a fopdoodle

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What is the obsession with irene andler let the woman live PLEASE, she doesn't even like holmes