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My printer decided to perfect its postmodernist cut-up technique instead of actually printing my notes

I have titled these “what have you done, you absolute piece of shit” (left) and “?????????” (right), please enjoy

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someone please transcribe the readable parts

My printer decided to perfect its postmodernist cut-up technique instead of actually printing my notes

I have titled these “what have you done, you absolute piece of shit” (left) and “?????????” (right), please enjoy

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Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Please

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imagine spreading misinformation online i could never

LIES!!!

PANCAKES ARE A THING IN BRAZIL!!!

I said waffles arent 😭😭 pancakes are a thing in brazil tho i eat em all the time

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waffles are a thing too, just not as popular

LIES!!!

PANCAKES ARE A THING IN BRAZIL!!!

I said waffles arent 😭😭 pancakes are a thing in brazil tho i eat em all the time

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nothing against greninja lovers you're just straight coded

Favorite Nintendo Character 2: Losing Bracket Round 3

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this is biased we're on tumblr half of the people here are purple and have pronouns

Favorite Nintendo Character 2: Losing Bracket Round 3

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they would catch me poorly

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i prefer to take the evangelion route, which means humanity is an angel that has been separated into a million different bodies which is what gives us conscience. this baby like everybody alive on earth is the billionth fragment of our collective soul. therefore, this baby is as much me as my neighbour, my teachers, my friends and foes, my lovers and so on.

Scenario: a sample of your DNA was taken, popped into a cell, and cloned into a baby, gestated in a sci-fi artificial womb vat. The first time you or anyone in your family meets this baby is after it has already been born out of said vat. You can hold the newborn if you want, it's up to you, but it is a living breathing baby that was cloned from your DNA and is genetically identical to you.

I love clone philosophy. Give me all your philosophy of clones

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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add a spoonful of void, then mix thoroughly

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Miku as a princess in Aryn and as a lynian in Wesern!!!

She's a virgo, therefore she would be a princess in Reinheit. Also, if you're not wesenian and you land there, you will develop powers linked with your eye color! Her eyes are turquoise, so shes a lightning elemental!

This was fun, took me a whole day! ^^

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i didn't know zebras produced oothecae. you learn something new everyday

Current oothecae collection.

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im a 27 y/o british trans man whos been entirely unable to access nhs trans healthcare for the whole time ive been in need of it, just over 10 years. being trans for me has been a long ordeal of waiting lists, discharges without explanation, paying massive amounts out of pocket to get my hrt privately, supply chain disruptions, and a period of forced detransition.

this has been going on long enough that it had disasterous consequences for my highschool education and ive been neet ever since, with all attempts at self employment eventually failing thanks to my poor health. a decade of mishandled debilitating dysphoria and unreliable and expensive trans healthcare, as well as countless other instances of medical negligence surrounding my mental health and physical symptoms has left me incredibly ill, disabled, and in poverty. its just been breaking point after breaking point and ive been left at complete rock bottom. im seriously struggling to cope with it anymore.

i desperately need my extremely overdue top surgery and i have no way of saving for it on my own

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-trans-man-get-top-surgery-after-waiting-10-years

thanks for reading, boosts are extremely appreciated.

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Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

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to me, first and second ones