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i have seen screenshots but i have not seen anyone actually post the entirety of lisa's sam diss track and its so fucking funny
#fuck you sam!#oh sam is stinky pork and beans#look at him with his white white sneaks#idiot in a striped suit#walking round here thinking that you’re so cute#four eyed bitch i wanna kill you#and that’s what i’m gonna do#sam sam they call you reich#but you’re so rude you’re not even nice#i will push you off a building#i will throw you down the stairs#sam deeply i do not care#you can’t stand behind here and do the game#so you act like this oh so so lame#like welcome to game changers#i’m the boss#i’m scared inside#and my heart is made of moss#i’m a little tree baby#i’m a mushroom man#i’m scared give me a can of milk mommy please#give me my beans#i’m little baby baby and i have disease#i belong in the grave#yes you do#get in there sam#i will kick you with my shoe#game changer#dropout#lisa gilroy
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kiss from a rose karaoke on game changer s7 has reignited my obsession w studio c’s christopher walken doing a dramatic reading of seal’s kiss from a rose at the end of the fugitive man hunt sketch
#dropout#game changer#studio c#very niche intersection here#i fear i love that sketch#so yet again i am walking around#doing assorted things#saying the lyrics out loud#to kiss from a rose#in a christopher walken voice#the Liight hits the Gloom! on the Greay!!
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i’m so overwhelmed
#moving#my parents are here and it’s lit#but#ahhhhhhhhhhh#things happening too fast#i need everything to pause#for like three days#i didn’t get enough time after finals#i’m not ready to live in the shell of a room
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Absolutely insane lines to just drop in the middle of an academic text btw. Feeling so normal about this.
[ A Critical History of English Literature, Vol. 1, Prof. David Daiches, first published in 1960 ]
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i now have a callus on my thumb from using a lighter and if that’s not a sign that i have a problem idk what is
#whoops#i couldn’t figure out what it was from#it’s in such an odd location#what do i do where i use my thumb like that#wait a second#fuck#it lines up perfectly#what have i done#the first step is to admit you have a problem#i keep admitting it#what’s the next step
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Many of you have been asking if I intend to step up as the next Pope. I wanted to confirm that yes, I will be Throwing My Hat Into The Ring. I have submitted the beginnings of my New Bible to the Vatican: a stage play retelling of the book of Genesis... complete with guest star Vriska Homestuck and Active Audience Participation
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third property brother: jd property
#happy birthday mister#mister’s birthday party#they’re all doing the candlestick in the living room#the village#town#the property brothers
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tf when the water damage at your new rental looks like saddam hussein’s hiding spot

#saddam hussein hiding spot#new house#yay college#the view is gorgeous#i already found some ants#pray for me
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gilk is the blinch of milk
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spilled coffee on juno’s jorts
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why is half the stage exec board in this red robin rn and its not the three you’d think
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what kind of fly likes to read?
a butterfly!
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“error code who’s going to be ok”
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you ever get hit by a car so crazy it turns you into a werewolf
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welcome to autism !
bagel !
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