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Check out these amazing live GWAR Tokyo shots from the human https://www.facebook.com/tomokoinouescubicle/photos_stream

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…his singing voice is so cute sorry not sorry

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🌌ALL I WANNA BE IS THE UNIVERSE🌌

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It probably makes my art look like shit but I really like pen and ink. Gives an old 80s-90s punk comic feel. Anyways, I thought this'd b funny idk

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I CONTINUE TO BE ON A GWAR KICK

BLUESKY // PATREON // KO-FI

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Do you have random gwar headcanons you never get to share im fiending for anything

oh ya’ll are feeding my brainrot parasite so bad today. yeah i’ll give you one for each why not.

🧠oderus🧠- his main character trait is impulsiveness, which is where most of his diabolical evil actions stem from. if he has a thought, especially one that he thinks will benefit him in some way,,,, he immediately acts upon it, no second thoughts. he is not a thinker, he is a stupid as hell, impulsive bimbo.

🐄blothar🐄- i might get taken to court for this,, but i am of the opinion that the alien gang enjoys blothar’s presence as leader much more than oderus. don’t get me wrong,, they all love and miss him,, but oderus was a flakey, lazy bitch that ended up frustrating them a lot. blothar has his own faults too, but he’s a lot more reliable as an actual leader, personality wise and strength wise.

🔩balsac🔩- after balsac absorbed Mr Perfect, he still occasionally hears his voice every one in a while, trying to convince him to kill his friends. balsac simply assumes this is one of his many mental illness symptoms.

🥩beefcake🥩- beefcake’s main character trait is vanity. he’s very materialistic, and holds his appearance in very high regard. if the bat-shaped helicopter crashed, first thing he’d do is pull out a pocker mirror and fix his lipstick.

🦴jizmak🦴- jizmak may look like a dog, but he isn’t actually a canine at all, he’s just wearing the parts of one, a cultural tradition he picked up from spending time with the maximus tribe.

❤️flattus❤️- flattus to me is just a chill guy who lowkey don’t gaf. he’s very agreeable, and he’s more muscle than brain. just point him in a direction, and if you’re his friend he’ll be glad to oblige.

💙pustulus💙- pusty is known for his cranky attitude, but he’s actually got a softer side if you get to know him. while he despises humans like the rest of them, he has a soft spot for animals. blothar probably has to tell him to stop letting penguins into the tomb.

���grodius💛- despite being in the same family as them, grodius never knew pusty or flattus because she was raised far away from the tribe(look into grodius’s backstory if you haven’t, it’s batshit insane LMAO). grodius doesn’t have the same sense of pride that flattus and pusty had, because grodius was never in the scumdog army. grodius is significantly “””kinder””” than the other members of gwar as well. not because her moral compass is any better than theirs, but because she enjoys playing with her food(humans) before she eats it. grodius is a chaser of short term pleasures, and when one expires, she immediately moves onto the next.

🪓sexecutioner🪓- despite being one of the weaker members, everybody loves him for his jovial attitude. he’s also the only one allowed to cook meals in the entire group, everyone else is permanently banned from the kitchen.

🐢bonesnapper🐢- okay so i think bonesnapper isn’t nearly as simple-minded as the rest think he is. he’s actually quite the esthete, but most find him so annoying that they never learn this. bonesnapper likes collecting records, art he pillages from innocent’s homes, and gardening.

🐉slymenstra🐉- slymie was an apprentice under zog as well, which is where her and oderus’s kinship comes from. she puts up with him because she considers him a closer friend than the rest, even though he pisses her off.

💜vulvatron💜- her main character trait is pride. being a high rank assassin in the scumdog army, she holds herself in high regard, and she considers the fact that she even needed gwar’s help to hunt down Mr Perfect,, an embarrassment, and a secret she kept to herself when she returned to her timeline.

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🐉slymie‼️🐉

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i absolutely luv ur headcanon that Oderus is bigender. Also luv ur Grodius headcanon. This is the type of womanhood I can get behind. Very gender.

YAYYY THANK YOU SM.

me head-canoning the characters with certain labels is just me playing in my sandbox,,, but all jokes aside,, i think the queer elements in gwar should be more widely discussed, as it’s very very blatant, yet i don’t see a lot of people?? talk about it?????

gwar itself is drag. it’s like. blatantly drag. the movies have references to drag queens in them. and it’s iconic asf. i’m not sure if anyone on the project is actually lgbt, but i don’t care. for all the punching-down jokes they may make about queer people, at the end of the day, the project itself is heavily influenced by queer artwork and i feel like they do a good job in paying their respects to that.

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I just re-got into gwar after 4 ish years when i see your art i say yay and i chew on thihgs and throw up like a dog who got too excited because i did i love how you draw

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awwww tysm!! it means a lot!❤️ i just got into Gwar this January, by complete accident! thank you, spotify algorithm!

it’s been a really good interest for me. my art quality has rapidly improved thanks to my rabid brainrot, and i’ve gotten to talk to so many kind people, like you!!

just saw them for the first time a few weeks ago, literally flew to new mexico just to go,,, and i gave them some of my art! the fans i met there were all so kind and friendly, and gwar is quickly becoming one of my favorite fandoms i have ever been in.

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who else up gwarring it???

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This last chapter was so tender holy fuck.

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happy pride month to stranger oddworld specifically

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originally wanted to color this but whateverrrr

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BATTLELUST TAKES ME DEMON BE DAMNED

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i never went to school....

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more gwar stuff :3

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malevolent finally picking up again❤️