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Guys, he just like me. He just like me for real for real.

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

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If it makes anyone feel better, knowing that the submersible imploded, it means no one suffered. It would have imploded within 30 milliseconds, giving none of them time to process or feel what happened due to the pressure down there.

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Huh, so....

Those people that paid for a Titanic experience really got one, huh?

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I'm cringe by simply existing.

You gotta keep some fanciful cringey whimsy in your life, or you’re lame as fuck.

If you don’t do at least one joyful cringey thing per day, you’re failing.

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When the turtlesona

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NEW PLANT FRIEND!!!!

Their name is Hydra and they are a venus fly trap, aka dionaea muscipula. They will be getting a new, bigger pot later this week. Yes, they look off colored, but that's due to the store keeping them inside and no where near a window.

You can also see that I have cacti, named Iris and Tibul! Iris is a gold lace cactus, aka Mammillaria elongata, and Tibul is a bunny ear cactus, or opuntia microdasys.

I also got a new light for them, so yay!

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"I saw you hanging out with Dumbledore yesterday."

"V-Voldemort! It's not what you think!

"I won't hesitate, bitch! AVADA KADAV—!"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER!!!

@urlocalllama

This has been on my brain for four days!!!! I started this a few days ago, and I have been adding gradually, and I'd digitalize the main one, but I don't have time, so maybe expect that to be done as a belated birthday or something because yeah!

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"I got the tis, short for charisma"

— My Moron, @theredpheonix52

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I've had this cough for days. Sometimes I sound like I've been smoking for 67 years, but other times I sound like a small, sickly American child in 1925.

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Like and Reblog this post if you want rise to come back.

Pass it on.

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Oh no! A new hyperfixation!

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Me when cold:

Been battling the nastiest cold off with a sharp stick and Mucinex Sinus-Max #notsponsored but on god a good cold/flu medication changes the game and i am crying with how much better I feel.

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Vibes in "there's a dangerous storm approaching and the second I get an alert on my phone for a tornado I'm heading out on my porch to watch before I go inside" you know?

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I thought it said "lime-work" for a good minute.

I got a new drawing tablet for my computer and I need to practice my lineart so MS-PAINT IT IS!!!