beevesj

[beevesj]

I'm so sorry guys, I thought I made a post saying I was busy with work and I'll be back, but I accidentally drafted it... So yeah, I'm ok, just busy with work....my bad guys. :/

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My new ponysona, Hollyhock~

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I'm moving home today, so I'll talk to you guys later 👍🏻

[beevesj]

Kelpies are just drowny frowny murder horses

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[beevesj]

Everyone’s dead, earth is on fire, the survivors are copies of mind transfers traveling space via satellite , and you accidentally killed your best friend.

Also, you’re a robot. 

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[beevesj]

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

[beevesj]

Hey, DOUBLE KING is now on Vimeo also, for those of you who like watching the same thing, but again!

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tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

[beevesj]

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

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anonyjay replied to your post “My last two exams are today! Wish me luck!”

Good luck, Beeves! You can do it!

@anonymun-jay

Thankyou Jayyyyyy!! :D

I think I did really well! 

[beevesj]

My last two exams are today!

Wish me luck!

[beevesj]

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

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me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail

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terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well