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The male jaguar at the San Antonio zoo about 20 years ago would salivate when there were children around. This is according to one of the zoo keepers there at the time.

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Apple TV Murderbot + Text posts

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was thinking about bear/bare

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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couldn’t have said it better myself.

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

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someone should’ve introduced data to crochet. i think that would’ve been good for him.

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

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the number of spacecraft failures recently has been absolutely insane and it all comes down to tech bros barging into the industry going "it's not that hard wtf is nasa so bad" and then completely skipping out on any testing

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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

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Some say Demi is still waiting for that DM response to this very day...

Watch the full Game Changer episode on Dropout

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Jason + Molotov cocktails