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wonder if kankris gonna find any prettyboys

You fool.... He IS the prettyboy

At least for now

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to kankri: what do you think is on the pink moon of alternia?!

(and thx for this ask blog :D)

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is kankri going to fall for every girl he meets or does he just love the color blue? what does he think of olive green? either way good for him making new friends, after enduring kurloz and meenah i think he deserves a break

Every girl he's met today are the only girls around his age who are both nice to him and aren't in some way related to him

It's different and that's intriguing

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give kankri a gun again

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(omg A HOMESTUCK ASK BLOG IN 2025??)

meulin, what's your favorite candy?

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Kankri, Aranea, they are onto you, you gotta run

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Guilty pleasure ship- crotula <3< what who said that?

You

I like the way you think

Putting that in my back pocket as a possibility

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Meenah im not lying he's getting bitches some cerulean girl is blabbering at him and hes way too happy just see for yourself he didnt get too far you NEED to make them fumble it

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Cronusss don't cryyy Kankri is super near! And he's safe!! You're a great guard you're like... The best ever

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Do any of you happen to know a cerulean blooded spider troll who happens to be interested in similar topics to Kankri?

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Fuck yeah kankri found another nerd to nerd with

Someone distract Cronus quick i think this one will be VERY interested to know about how Kankri is treated by higher castes and such judging by the shared interest

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Can i give cronus a hug, if not can i give him a oodie instead (big fluffy blanket w/ hood and sleeves)

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He's not getting bitches but he made a friend

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MEENAH!!! KANKRIS GETTING BITCHES YOU GOTTA GO STOP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, cronus. Calm down. No one's gonna put you back into the orphanage. Kankri might be near by, just ground yourself and search.

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orphanage?????????????

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Kankri, you forgot to ask this girl her name before chatting with her. Cmon now, don't be rude!